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kity

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Everything posted by kity

  1. OMG...Jane has blackmail material...lmao! I thought there was no evidence taken! Great pix Janie! How beautiful are we???
  2. What...uh, "mi no hablo ingles":biggrin::cursing::biggrin::cryin:
  3. Hey Juli~ I was talking about how great it was to meet you last summer!!! Good to see you! We had a freakin blast! Here are my pix. I've never done the photobucket thingy before, but it worked! jazzybradford - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
  4. Look ma...1 chin! OMG...I am a babe!
  5. Tracy~ Pick the first name of your first pet...and the name of the street you grew up on. I was telling a friend of mine today and their stripper name is Feathers Maloney. So, if you can't think of anything...Feathers is free!
  6. Laura~ no...I am not talking about signatures. Think back to Saturday night...drunken fog...@ the dance hall...conversations near pool table...any bells??? See I wasn't as think as you drunk I was:confused2:.
  7. That is a great pix of Jane! Do you mean profile profile??? I love it! Laura, are you still working on "prizies" for the girls? Let me know if you need help! I really miss Gruene!
  8. :cool:Our waitress names are out stripper names...well, kinda. You could use either one. Except for Trixie...she is the 12th month, but poor thing...she is in rehab.
  9. Mimi Shimmertush...that is the funniest thing...well, almost as funny as Muffin Brokencircle! Jaymeee, you are walking into a huge inside joke! Thanks for watchin'...
  10. OMG...THAT PIX IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER! The one of Michelle showed up at work! OK...calendar girlies, we all have homework. We need to go to a Denny's and take our pic infront of it. I am not sure how to coordinate the actual calendar...yes it is a real one we are talking about. But, my job as the teacher is to assign the homework! Due in 2 weeks??? MOre info to follow.
  11. LMAO~ Seriously! I just figured calendar girls from Denny's.com was far funnier than calendar girls from some nuclear/nuerophysisist (sp) organization! I hear those people aren't very cute...hahaha Can't wait to get home to see the pix!
  12. LOL, I was on the phone w/ the airline. It is okay...just gonna go on a spending diet until Vegas, then Germany. OH well, you never see a Brinks truck following a hearse! xoxoxoxo
  13. OK...I just changed my flight for next weekend to go to Phoenix from Ontario, which is a 1.5-2hour drive...ON MEMORIAL WEEKEND. UH, NO THANKS. So, to change to fly out of Palm Springs (which when I booked cost $550 and Ontario was only $120, which is why I changed). Now...I just paid an additional $579.96 on top of the $120 so I can go to Phoenix for 3 days!!! What the hell was I thinking. I am sooooo tired from Texas (wondering if Gruene misses us) that it was worth it to fly from PS...OMG, what an idiot I am.
  14. OMG...did I walk into a boatload of work this am. Wow...that is what I get for going on a DRUNKEN GIRLS WEEKEND and not thinking about work. I would do it again in a heartbeat! Terry~I got some broth in last night and coffee in this am...but my meds were not so kind to me. I have yogart for breakfast later and soup for lunch. I do not want to get an unfill...I just need to baby it for a few. I was the same on the scale this am, 254...but I am not complaining. My dang body love 254??? OK...gotta look busy~
  15. [ame=http://s256.photobucket.com/albums/hh168/earnestkeebler06/?action=view&current=DUIBreathTest.flv]Video of breath test - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting[/ame] LMAO...look familiar??? KIDDING!
  16. AAAHHH...I love my Judy!
  17. I miss the Blue house! It was great to hang there...I loved Sat night @ 2 am as much as the coffee on the porch, sigh. Great pic...'cept my goofy face..."don't do dis..." when will I learn!
  18. Jane, I think September is free. I could be wrong. I know Trixie is one of the months, but had to go to rehab, and she is the other free month!
  19. nevermind it is there...yeah
  20. the link didn't post...I miss everyone already
  21. WOOHOO~ OMG it feels so good to be home. After my 4 PB's this am...I did manage to get in that yogart (I love you Kat for thinking and getting it)...that is ALL I've had today. Not even 2 sips of water. I had 1 sip and felt that pain...decided I'd rather go dry. I have been sooo sick all day. I did get on an earlier plane from SA to Dallas...but then had to sit there until 6:30. I am going to sip some chicken broth now. Klausy is good...glad to see his mommy. Ladies~ Dare I say it...I think we made magic this weekend. Just like violet flowers are...we are all so different, w/ different backgrounds, and different experiences...BUT...collectively, we are beautiful all w/ our styles, colors and ways! Next time, I look forward to adding Susie and Denise to our violet bouquet! I am a better woman for having ya'll in my life. I look forward to growing old with my violets...honestly! OK, to any of our "passersby", don't listen to 'em when they say I was the "wild" one. I have photos to prove otherwise!:thumbup: And anyway, I've been kicked outta better places (just usually not 2 times in a weekend:confused2:...musta been the company I was keeping). Now, I gotta go figure out what a nuerophysisist (sp) does? I LOVE MY VIOLETS... xoxoxox
  22. LOL...I am July, AKA Jazzy Bradford:biggrin:...or is that Dr. Jazzy Bradford???
  23. Ok girlies...you know the drill! I love I love I love my calendar girls!
  24. Hey All~ Not sure who will see this...but... Denise, Susie and Gina...we will miss you! I am packed, but can't find my dang river shoes. Actually though, wasn't sure if I was gonna do the river...with my back and I don't do the sun! anyway, just realized I gotta water the flowers and get my hat! Yeehaw...here we go ladies. I won't be back on until Monday night! xoxoxoxo
  25. I have a west coast accent...dude! Just kidding...I don't think I have one at all. Regardless of your politics (not sure how ya'll feel) but gays can marry in California now!!! I teared up. This is huge for so many people...who are only guilty of loving someone! I am proud to be alive today!

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