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Favourite joke for 2007

This is definitely my candidate for the best joke of year:

On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car. Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf, poor guy. He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said 'I am not happy'

I said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

That's when the fight started...

:)

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    LOLROFL! I wouldn't say it...I don't think, (in real life) but this is FUNNY! Hope it doesn't offend anyone. I say if I offend, I don't mean to...and so go ahead and offend me! You can think of something, afterall, I'm FAT! HA HA

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