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SCALE by Shel Sliverstein

I like this guys sense of humor.

Scale

If I could only see the scale,

I'm sure that it would state

That I've lost ounces. . . maybe pounds

Or even tons of weight.

"You'd better eat some pancakes-

You're skinny as a rail."

I'm sure that's waht the scale would say . .

If I could see the scale.

by Shel Silverstein

the book is Falling Up

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