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Medical Distinctions

Just for Laughs!

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed

below....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,

Being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your

wife on the butt and having the balls to say:

"You're next."

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