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miztrniceguy

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  1. my hippocat does too. when she runs it sways from side to side. looks like she quickly lost about 20 lbs. she never had kittens tho. she was a kitten when we got her, and she's fixed, too.
  2. thanx holly, tho i haven't done as well as you 103 lost! wow!!
  3. oh man...dont get me started on cat farts. they are the worst!
  4. nah...she needs lipo and a tummy tuck
  5. i will NOT get my cat banded !
  6. we deduct ALL medications and anything health related. i include protein drinks because i only drink them while on liquids after a fill, hence they are medically necessary. i log all dr trips, including the computer dr, in an excel spreadsheet within a day or 2 of the visit.
  7. i had a .3 fill yesterday and today i'm down 5 lbs!
  8. yay! had a fill yesterday and i've lost 5 lbs!
  9. yay!! i've lost 5 lbs!
  10. one of our cats (my cat) is called the hippocat because it feels like she weighs 50 lbs when she stands on you. in reality she is only 5 lbs heavier than her sister. the hippocat will come up to you ans knead your arm/belly/thigh for half an hour while she tries to get comfortable
  11. fill went just fine. i got .3cc added total now 7.3. and i got chastised for not eating enough veggies. i hate when they hit me up for a bill when i haven't even got one in the mail. suddenly , hey you owe 300 bucks, are you going to pay today?
  12. i'm picturing E.T. holding a cell phone and saying..."can you hear me now?"
  13. i thought E.T. had sprint
  14. dial-up?...what's that?
  15. tell them your crack dealer thinks you're still fat! oh, duh...i skipped ahead to post, and now read the crack whore post. lol
  16. thanks shiny. i think this is my 4th fill. the amount is good for what i eat, but i need more restriction to help me stay full longer. easier to deal with not eating the wrong stuff if not hungry at all.
  17. i'm getting a fill thursday. hit the wall for a few months. 3 week wait at my dr's office for a fill.
  18. way happy with my band!
  19. ok, now i don't feel so bad that i have hit the wall for the last couple of months. my problem, like others, has been an issue of quality, not quantity. i can usually eat about a cup and a half of food. i can eat almost anything. when i have chicken i put bleu cheese dressing on it to help it go down easier. if i bullet it then it's no problem. bread is ok if i eat very slow and chew real good. the big problem...chocolate never gets stuck. nor gummy worms. i am making a renewed effort since sunday to eat better. next week i am having a fill. it's been since march. takes a 3 week wait to get one now. place getting busier. on a side note, today i had arthroscopic surgery on my right knee to repair torn miniscus. in 2 weeks i am having my left knee done again. had the same thing on left knee 2 1/2 yrs ago. i have no cartilage in my knees. makes it very hard to excercise. even walking is painful. new knees....someday. they wont let me have them now as i am underage. never thought i would be underage for anything at 42, except social security.
  20. have them do a paper on the procedures of stuffing an animal. make them include step by step instructions.
  21. someone might call PETA if you keep abusing your animals
  22. i hate it when i pee just to pee
  23. in case you forget who your friends are
  24. i will vote "none of the above"

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