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  1. OH yeah! Donna you DID FANTABULOUS, and i love your strip teases.. but just so you know.. when you are gonna strip for a bunch of hot women you do it infront of us not behind a podium lol:D Candra auds had fun with ya!!!:thumbup:
  2. OMG why do i keep getting put on the end.. i do not like that pic of me, im gonna have to work with it lol.. The side shot is not good oh well.. I do love the glasses;)
  3. So i had some water and got heart burn lol however that one works.. whatever. Oh dinner btw i had a piece of pizza a lil bit of salad and a bite of auds pasta.. went down fine no probs.. then i tried desert like over an hour later I COULDNT! i had no space. I didnt pb or anything but you know it just wasnt workin.. weired OK.. im nervous.. the teacher for my Body Fitness Class emailed me. Talk about make me sick to my stomach im SO close to dropping:(
  4. Wow where is everyone?? Hello... echo... echoo... Ok, Tina: I hope you are feeling better! Its all good we missed you but we understand:D And you woulda gotten huge laughs over audrey but i doubt she will become a dud any time soon lol.:thumbup: Heather! Girl! you look AMAZING! You are shrinking so fast, your man better marry you before ya get away! Pam: it was nice to see you, girl you need some smaller clothes stay away from the big sweaters:D So who is allgoing to petaluma next weekend? OH whoever has todays pic can u please post im starting a collage lol
  5. Im hopin it calms down im sure it will:D Or ill be goin to mexico:D
  6. Tina! your on:D Hello darlin! I was envying you lol.. all those chefs:D Yeah ill watch it try to do softs tomorrow.. im just so scared that his protocol is 2ccs. ok bed time see you tomorrow ill have mike AND audrey lol my two kids.
  7. Hi Pearls Girl Do not start workin towards the 10% now, that is set at orientation. AND, some people do have to loose less its all up to the surgeon and your body. I am sorry you are getting riff from your hubby, support though is the key to this. Unfortunately.. but the good thing is we are all each others support system. Dr baggs even asked me at my fill, "arent they all in there your support" So they know we are all close:) where are you wanting your surgery to take place?? You should join us tomorrow at the bariatrics support meeting it really is a good thing to go to!
  8. Hi heather! Are you excited about tomorrow:) Do you have YIM?
  9. HELLO OUT THERE!!! Where is everyone.. ECHOOOOOO Echoooo
  10. I am feeling better heart burn went away after dinner. But i am learning maybe i cant have my tamale anymore. I think tomorrow ill be safe at lunch though and do a Soup though. Im kinda scared with the kinda uh "get rid of tamale" i did.. Oh i gotta do my menu.. ok ur gonna all laugh... B: 1 fried egg YUMMMO 70 cal S: 1/2 c popcorn eek:D 30 cal L: 1/2 c chili 20gprotein!!!:ohmy: 200 cal S: 1/2 c watermelon.. (this is when the fun began...) 25 ALMOND INTERVENTION... 120 cal D: 1/8 c rib meat (went down fine..) 1 bite tamale.. not so grand.. resorted to some chicken noodle soup broth.. 120 cal WOW WITH ALL MY SNACKING.. i ate under 600 cals.. i had a crash today so i ate popcorn for some energy was avoiding sugars..:biggrin: OH COOL FACT:) i got on the scale tonight when i showered i was 178! Lookin forward to weighing in tomorrow. OH DONNA, i missed out on the wii today ill do it tomorrow.. im just missing out on energy...:sneaky:
  11. Hey is ur hubs going to lunch with us... mikes hinting at wanting to go:(
  12. Tamra you could have actually ordered You could get the new grilled chicken leg.. its like 150 cals. SO not much at all BUT GOOD JOB:d Candra, are you havin fun with your ticker:D
  13. Correct your 154 is the 100% spot:) Lol i hate math but i can do % we have tina to do some math and i can do some lol. SO between the two of us we are golden.
  14. I was 219 at surgery.. goal is 160 = 59lbs /100= .59 .59 x 60 = 35.4 = 183.6 .59 x 70 = 41.3 = 177.7 .59 x 80 = 47.72 = 171.8 OK HALLOWEEN GOAL..! .59 x 90 = 53.31 = 165.90 XMAS GOAL! but i have to say if i was going by orientation i would be at 85% loss i prefer that number over almost 70.. omg riley this is gonna crack you up.. For fun i was like i wonder what my 68% is.. well.. 40.12 lbs so that would be 178.8lbs! HOLY COW, we are at the same spot. GOOOO US!!! We should name our group.. so we can say..... rockstars instead of Kaiser Richmonds Rockstars.. since we have non kaiser richmond people.
  15. I was told it was from surgery that they do the % but i think Dr baggs likes the big number better cause he also was praising my 85 lol. But.. from surgery your 60% loss would be 52.8 lbs lost so a weight of 189.. So from surgery you've lost 68% of your excess bf.. I think thats why dr baggs prefers the big number cause we look like we've done soo much more How you get it.. is you take the starting 242 subtract goal 154 = 88lbs Then you divide that by 100. (for the percents) then you times that number .88 times whatever percent you want to know:D I did it as a product of elimination:D .88x 68 =59.84 lbs so 242- 59.84 = 182.16lbs Make since???:biggrin:
  16. Tamra i hope you get one!!! I am soo ready for our day away tomorrow! I love my time with you ladies:D
  17. LOL yes i have the hubby from h3!! he has no confidence while looking then is an A$$ on top of the world after. I told him i could still leave.would make him eating out at lunch easier no fight. (yeah he likes to spend 20-30 on lunch a week..)
  18. Saved it on my desktop:D
  19. Citrus heights heather, but im ready to send him alone. Hes already snippidy at me again, complaining about the drive when i was willing to move.
  20. Riley yeah i know its a red zone sign.. im hoping it was just the watermelon. It hasnt come back since dinner... But i really dont wanna go in, but i will if i need to i dont want a slip or anything and i like to eat too much to be stuck on soup:)
  21. Whose all meeting up i dont wanna ditch anyone! Me, Pam, Riley??? Tina heather Candra who else:D Jess, a magic bullet would prob be nice..
  22. So what apartments does everyone recommend in Sacramento, wed prefer not to go back to where we were...
  23. Ok so tomorrow we meet at the sliding doors at 10 am?? Whose all meeting up i dont wanna ditch anyone! Me, Pam, Riley??? Tina who else:D
  24. Pam, im scared of Dr baggs lol. He will want fluid.. and like i said to tina ill run to mexico first.... So since i am only 1.5 days out from a fill ill give it a break and see what happens. I was able to eat popcorn and anything i wanted earlier, just that darn tamale:( WHICH i have to admit i will be getting an unfil just for a tamale when im at goal. Those are my favs!
  25. Hi girls:) thanks for the congrats!!! We definitely needed this not only for the financial aspect but marriage aspect lol. Yes job is in folsom. So we will move closer. So i might be a TAD too tight.. i tried my left over tamale for dinner, and well it all came up and it came from the lower stomach.. ok girls, if you are ever asked if you throw up say nope..cause boy is it different! HUGE difference. I was in tears. Whats bad though is the meat didnt come back up just that damn tamale. I was able to eat a couple bites of the beef also.. but i did end up settling for chicken noodle soup the cheapie stuff..

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