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This kind of support is priceless! It's worth millions of dollars! AND just think, it's free!

You're my best bud, Mini! I feel so close to all of you guys! You're sharing in a part of my life that is so important! It's a time when we are all changing and becoming the beautiful butterflies we were always meant to be! We see the sweetness of each person and that is so vital!

I'm watching it too! I shouldn't be watching this in my condition! All these hot sexy men are making me crazy!

Applesauce might work, grape juice maybe too. I couldn't do the grape juice during that time because of my blood sugars. But if you don't have Blood sugar problems - it might do the trick.

Oh My Goodness!!! Have you seen Ms Leachman dance on Dancing with the Stars? She's 82 years old and just adorable! She had her leg all the way up on her partners shoulder! Damn! I can't do that now! She's hilarious! I'm going to vote for that Sister!

NO kidding! I remember working at a hospital once that used those old mercury thermometers and we had an entire Mercury Clean up team! They had uniforms that said - "Mercury Clean Up Team" I wondered when I read that those light bulbs have mercury in them, what would happen if they broke at your home.

Mdargen! NOT TMI! We've all been there and NOT done that! Unfortunately, I purchased every OTC softener available to man and woman! AND not one worked. AT one time, I was putting miralax in prune juice three times a day. Nothing! It was bad! Then I sent Natalie an email and she said to try a piece of fruit. I did and it worked! An apple, pear, grapes, anything like that works for me! So now, I try to eat a piece of ripe fruit everyday... sometimes, if I'm hungry twice a day. I also upped my fiber! I eat high fiber crackers and bread (toasted). Good luck but know it's normal. You're not eating much!

Speaking of Al Gore, did you hear about that woman who broke one of those new light bulbs? They are filled with mercury. Anyway, she called 911 and they told her to call a Mercury Hazmat Team to clean up the mercury. She did and they did and she got a bill for $5000.00. Nice, huh?

I did! Wow! I had no idea it was that close! That's amazing! How did I ever NOT know that? Being the Cliff Claven, that I am, I should have known that trivia! I love Tina and Amy! Did you see, "My Baby Mama?" It was so funny!!!

Eat half and fill it with tuna or egg salad. I put it in the oven and make it like a cracker, then cover it with pizza sauce, turkey sausage, veggies and 2% cheese. It's a little pizza! So good! The carbs are pretty low and if you eat 1/2 of it, you should do okay. You truly should be able to eat 20 grams to 30 grams each meal and 15 grams each snack.

Yummy!!! I wanted to share with you one of my current addictions. Flatout Bread! I am absolutely in love with it! 100 calories for the entire Multi-grain wrap, 2.5 grams of fat, 17 grams of carbs, 9 grams of protein AND 5 grams of FIBER! It is so good! I make pizza with it, breakfast burritos, veggie wraps, or I just put some almond butter and bananas on it and eat it! OH! I love it! I can’t eat the entire wrap, it’s too big, but every bite is so fulfilling! Check out their website - then venture over to Cost Co and try it out! YUM YUM YUM! www.flatoutbread.com. I copied this from my website. If you want to visit it, just click on the "yummy.":thumbup:

You mean like 'folk music?' Or "fart music?" "Bluegrass" OR "Bluegas?"

Oh boy! Just something more to look forward to! Hurry Jaime, get that Band, so you can join the Band on the Loser's Bench and make Puff Mama's musical dreams come true!

I don't know about Jaime, but I have absolutely NO rhythm! (did i spell that word right?) Seriously, it's embarrassing! If I didn't have a metronome I could have never learned to play the piano!

Finally someone who will love me and appreciate me for all of my stinkiness!

Yeah! Thanks to Shelbi EVERYONE is well aware of my gas issues! Maybe no one wants to sit next to me - I'm just the old Stinky Pete!

I am living through you! I'm thrilled that you're just 37 days from being banded! I'm also thrilled that you are sharing your time and journey with us! You're a sweetie and I look forward to being there with you - every step of the way! You know the Bandwagon is what we use to go places when we're not on the bench! (I know, I'm a goof!)

OH OH OH!!! Which flavor are you entertaining tonight Jaime? AND thanks for the mushies! I do have to get some insulin now, but I did love the sweetness!

She's very cool, but you'll have to wear your Depends! IF not, you'll be wetting your pants! She always makes you laugh so hard!

Okay, just for you! I'll save your place next to Shelbi! You'll regret it after you've been poked and pinched so much - you want to scream!!! But Munchi is mine! Sorry! 80 Talking Boobies-Girl is sitting next to me and Puff Mama! Sorry!

Hey! If I scoot over, I'll have to sit next to Shelbi! AND I don't want to! She's a meanie! I think she should spend some time on the naughty chair!

Congrats!!! Thanks for popping in! I'm glad you're doing pretty well! Yup, that larger incision can give a little discomfort! I do remember that well! But by day 4 you'll be feeling much better! Take it slow, sip your water, walk as you can tolerate and enjoy knowing you're on your way to being a healthier person!!! The Loser's Bench is happy to have you! Take Care Fellow Bandito!:thumbup::smile::cool2: dee~

Gas from Ice Cream? Oh no!!! Are you a little lactose intolerant? I loved that Ice Cream! My daughter works at Cold Stone and she can bring home a small container after each shift. She brought me home my treat for my BFL free day. It's tomorrow! Yeah BABY!

People who work out without even thinking about it, they aren't human! I think they are from another world... not this one!

Thanks Marcy! That sounds like a great recipe! I have to try it! I got an ice cream maker for my birthday from a friend of mine! Nice gift!