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shellyj

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  1. well i have a knack for penis cake or cup cakes!
  2. ROFL!!! your silly penni! its to close now i wouldnt know who to bet on!
  3. ROFL teresa!!!! i made her fiance a boob cake in strawberry not knowing he was a choco-holic...i cut the balls off the full size weenie cake and made candy nipples and he was none the wiser!!!
  4. ROFLMAO!!!!
  5. LOL just regular cake made in a mold of a weenie (penis)
  6. :banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABS!!!! :banana:banana:banana:banana:banana :banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABS!!!! :banana:banana:banana:banana:banana :banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABS!!!! :banana:banana:banana:banana:banana :banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABS!!!! :banana:banana:banana:banana:banana so your up 2 from your all time low...your DOWN 126 FROM YOUR ALL TIME HIGH!!!!
  7. just kidding i 'endulged'!!! this saturday a friend of mine called me up and invited me to come make cake weenies with her. being the good friend i am i happily obliged. we made little chocolate cake weenies with chocolate frosting and pink ones with white frosting. :cool: :lick they were yummy...well actually i had a weird experience...on the chocolate one i could only eat about 2-3 bites before it became WAY to sweet. i even let it sit for 2 hours while we watched a movie thinking i could finish it later. STILL to sweet. :speechles weird in a good way!! have you had your cake weenies today?:smoke
  8. no i dont want to see the pb!!! i saw a wooden one that pooped m&m's. i was dieing for it!!! it was offered as a prize at my work. alas even then i was a loser! marie- i can barely take a sip of Water in the middle of the night much less scarf! michelle
  9. :cool: :D WOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEE HOT MAMA!!! you look FANTASTIC!!!! you are BEAMING!!!! WAY TO GO Terry!!!!! :banana:banana:banana:banana:banana you should start a whole ne thread with your pics i bet half the people dont even realize they are here!
  10. ROFL!!! when i saw there was an attachment i thought you'd attached a pic of you PB!!!!! :cool:
  11. EXACTLY...and who wants a flat coke anyway? if i ever get a unfill though i will get me a real coke and savour that sucker! michelle
  12. i was ok'd by my dr to have sodas if i want... before i had restriction i could drink them with no problems and no discomfort. since getting restricted i can drink one if i let it get kinda flat and sip sip sip i find that they are not worth the pain to me. michelle
  13. megan hit the nail on the head! YOU are a success!!! YOU have lost 50 POUNDS!!! since you were a 'lightweight' when you started (lower BMI) you do lose slower than someone who was with a BMI over 50. just think if you lose another 50 this next year you will be at goal!! that means you will have beaten the 3-5 years to get to goal thing!!! your right on target girl!!! shoot i think your ahead of it!!! (((((((((((hugs)))))))))))) michelle
  14. i am drinking from straw right now! i just sip sip sip and dont have problems with air. corn...I LOVE IT!!! but i have only had it 2-3 times since banding because of the carbs:rolleyes: it goes down fine...so does carrots...bread...pasta...meat... as long as i chew chew chew i have yet to find a food that gives me problems. now if i get another fill...i doubt i would be able to say that
  15. shellyj replied to a post in a topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
    i havent TOUCHED a shake since i was cleared for mushies!!!
  16. shellyj replied to a post in a topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
    http://store.bariatriceating.com/ you can order protien drinks and low carb foods off this site. i bought a powder at GNC called whey Protein. it was WHEY NASTY!! i have heard you can use chocolate powder and throw in a scoop of Peanut Butter when you mix it for flavor! michelle
  17. thanks!!! hey janis! what great timing! i know how you feel and just keep popping those gas x and keep your eye on the prize- where you'll be next year! congrats on your banding!
  18. :D i love you guys! ME??? SLENDER??? cool!! penni- i think i am kinda bitter towards men. usually i think i wonder if they would let a door slam in my face at 350. i dont wonder if they would have been interested just if they would have had common courtesy. i have became friends with a guy who had RNY we have a lot in common and a lot of the same goals...can there be love between a RNY'er and a bandster... just kidding no relationships for me...for a little while anyway!
  19. current weight 230!!! from 350!!! size 16/18 pants from 30/32:eek: i know i am a picture taking fool but a girl in my office wanted to see my before and during so i took some new ones today! michelle
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  21. i never cheated either or paid for sex!! ROFL i did answer according to if i EVER did.... i am not so wild anymore...sometimes though! michelle
  22. you forgot about the drugs... michelle social menace @ 244
  23. LEO!!!! WOW you look GREAT!!!! -80 pounds!!! lisa is right you dont look like you ever had a weight problem! SLIM AND TRIM!!!! michelle
  24. http://www.datingfun.com/minglemania/quizzes/puritytest.asp i am a menace to society!! who knew? so what are you??? please tell me there are some more menaces to socitey out there!!!

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