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kity

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  1. Hey girls...home from gym...can't lift my arms. We did upper body, man o man. He is very nice, and it is 600 for 15 couple sessions. That is pretty good. We are going to meet him at 5am on Fridays for now. Should be good. OK..need to eat some chix tenders and shower. xooxox
  2. Hey Girls~ Busy day here! 10 am trainer, 2pm tattoo, 5:30 dinner, 8 pm concert! The tattoo artist said I should not sweat or "rock out too hard" at the concert, so the colors don't bleed. LOL We went to Costco last night and spent 300 bucks on Super Bowl party! WOW...we did get detergent, and some stuff not for the party too. I got Eat This NOt That also. I got the one for the resturaunts and the supermarket. I think I am going to take it to the store when I go. Tomorrow, we are going to sleep in, then get ready for the Cardinals to kick some Steeler ass. LOL, usually, I would be cheering on the Steelers, but this year...I am loving the Cardinals. Plus, Sus would kick my butt if not. I heard back on ch. 5...and I need to take a slightly different statistical approach. AAAAHHHH! I wanted to cry, but I just agreed and acted like it was no big deal. OOOOO LAWD...GIVE ME STRENGTH! :thumbup::scared2:I will start this again on Monday. Off to play scrabble before the trainer...I'll let you know how it goes w/ him. Today is the initial day...lots of talking and demo! xoxoxo
  3. HAHA...something funny for your Friday afternoon! 'You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard ra the r than mow it. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and the y don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.. 12. Your grandmo the r has 'ammo' on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. 19. You wonder how service stations keep the ir rest-rooms so clean. 20. You can spit without opening your mouth. 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your fa the r made it. 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and the y all say 'Cool Whip' on the side. 24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart. 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements. 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.. 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
  4. Hey Girls~ I am going to Costco tonight, and will look for that book, Eat This Not That! I didn't know they had different versions. We are buying the food for the party too... I am beyond tired. 4:30 had caught up w/ me...the bell rings at 1:50, and you can count that I will be napping by 2pm! Sus works until 4:30...nappy nappy time for me!
  5. Morning Ladies~ Home from the gym for the fourth day this week! Yeah Me! Also, we meet w/ our trainer tomorrow for the first time! I am bummed it is at 10am...for us, that is like the middle of the day. But oh well...should be fun(is fun really the word I am looking for??). My fills...I wait for an hour in the office (the office is about 1.5 miles from house) I FINALLY get in there, I lay down, tighten the stomach muscle, he finds the port, hopefully easily (I have had it both easy and not so easy), then I sit up...w/ the needle sticking out. He drains and records what is in ther, then puts more in...and I sit there while drinking some thick protien drink (yummy and choc), and I sit there to make sure it goes down. He will fill it until it doesn't, then back down. I was supposed to get fill yesterday, but feel that I've been tight enought the last couple weeks. Think exercise is making it tight...but you know, it ebbs and flows. OK...Have a great day! I'll pop in later! xoxoxoxo
  6. Hey Gang! Happy Thursday! I was sworn in today by the City clerk!!! That was kinda cool. I went in and said, "Hi, I am Pamela xxx", and everyone said, "OOOO Hi!!! Welcome!!!" We are going out to Mexican tonight w/ Steph and Bob! I don't have the restraint Tracy has...my saving grace came at 4:30 this morning...and will be here again at 4:30 tomorrow! Oh well...life is fun! xooxxoxoox
  7. Laura, you look cute as hell! Don't listen to anyone else...and hello...how is already your 3rd trimester???? OMG that was fast!
  8. Buenos dias Chicas~ Haydee...we miss you! I sent you a present this week! All my cold Violets (and ones who are not cold too) it is gonna be 75 today! Come on over! Seriously! Susanne is working at my school today! I am kinda excited! She is a roving security guard for the district, so she goes to what ever school they need her. Yesterday, she had the day off...but today and Friday she is at my school. Day 3 at the gym...I LOVE that she goes w/ me. Gotta run...I'll pop in from work! xoxoxoxo
  9. Susie, We are having a party on Sunday too. I am making margies (I have a ton of tequila and I want to get rid of it) and food...just don't know what yet. Was gonna make chili but it is supposed to be 77 degrees on Sunday. I don't want a mess, might go w/ hot dogs, etc. Fish fry sounds good!
  10. Susie, what time is the guac gonna be served? I'll be there...got any chips? Kat, toasted coconut and pecans? yum...whatcha making? Reading Sign of the Beaver...gotta boogey.
  11. LMAO Heather...hahaha...maybe it is the middle school teacher in me, but that is what he gets! Good for you! I am meeted with, "WHAT???" all the time...which I know means "WTF???" I love that you waited 40 min. Maybe next time you call him, he won't be so crabby about it! Rested this am...no gym, extra coffee! I love that cause it breaks the week up nicely! At work now and I have to write an email to an dumbass, so I am in LBT first so I don't sound SO bitchy (like I know I am gonna). This afternoon Sus and I are going to the tattoo shop to discuss my piece w/ the artist. She is COMPLETELY AGAINST IT...but I told her, "My parents are dead...I can do what I want." LOL, There is this sense of autonomy that is coming with the decision...can't wait. And yes, I am getting a Violet above the butterfly. It is a mystical butterfly, NOT a "prison blue" circa 1977. It is going to be purple and green and whimsical...very fem!!! BBL
  12. Yep, and she is going to nurse them too! Saw it on the news this am! Can you say BOOB JOB???
  13. mmmmm! Thats what i am talking about! me likey!
  14. Had to cx my fill for Thursday...I keep pb'ing...and it is not my fault. I need to baby the band for a bit. Either that, or exercising has made it REALLY TIGHT...which is a possibility too. Either way, I am happy w/ restriction now.
  15. For me...it is the Peeps! When I die, put chips and salsa, and a thing of Peeps in my casket, k?
  16. Terry~ A gift I ALWAYS give at special occasions is I take the invitation, and get a really nice frame for it. More people have told me (even years later) that my gift was their fav...they look at it everyday, etc. Always a hit w/ weddings, birth announcements, etc.
  17. Hey Gals~ Worked out this am, and Sus slept in! LOL, that is ok...I like to take Wed off from the gym, so tomorrow is my turn! I had such a pb last night, turned into a full out puke fest! I made a kick ass dinner, and couldn't eat it, and what I did eat (pork chop) I puked right up. I was eating right too, really small bites and slow. It wasn't really a pb...like I got stuck...it was more like, nauseated. And again same thing...sick to my tummy. Gonna go get a diet coke...bbl
  18. Hey Girlies~ Thanks Judy...wow, it was getting close to nap time for me. I had 1/2 a carne asada burrito from dinner Sat. night for lunch. It wasn't much, but was a bit heavier than I am used to. Tracy~ OOOO my! What do they do for that anyway? How did you do it? Feel better sweetie! Michelle~ Glad to hear you have a direction now. I hope dd feels better soon. Well, I bought a pork roast...my first one! I have to freeze it until later this week...we have some pork cutlets from MIL that need to be cooked. Have a great night!
  19. OMG...my eyes are closing! Problem is I've got 30 faces watching me!
  20. haha...now that was funny!
  21. Michelle~ Purple Power for DD...Hope she and you feel better soon!xoox Haydee~ Forgive yourself! I am somewhat like you and find myself responsible for tons of our "stuff". Yesterday, I came in talking about how I think she should "do this or that" and she pointed out...she is capable of "doing this or that" all on her own. LOL...CONTROL FREAK! And I need to shut up and let her decide things too! Tattoo is going to be a mystical butterfly and I am thinking about adding a tiny violet on top! xoxo
  22. Hey Violets~ Went to gym so can't talk long! I don't think I told you I am getting a tattoo on Sat, on our way to the Motley Crue concert! A group of teachers and our Asst. Principal is have "WHITE TRASH DAY!" Should be fun! OK...was at the gym at 4:58...left at 5:50! Feel great! LOve you all...pop in from work!
  23. Hey Gang~ They lost the first game by one run...but then beat the Hard Liquors again 23-8! My step mom told me about this book called, The Baglady's War. The story is about these old women, barely "getting by", and they are robbed by these thugs! The women decide to kill the thugs and do society a favor. Then they can go to jail, get taken care of w/ cots and three hot meals. So they go on this killing spree! Sounds lovely! Soon, I too can read a book! Have a great night. Just watch the United States of Tara...now is L Word!
  24. Hey Gang~ Jane, I think the title would be Human Rights Commission, Board of Directors. In 20 years, I want to be happy and healthy. Whatever else comes my way, well, we will see. I would love to get more involved w/ city politics. We will see! I love the lamp Laura! Kat and Judy, I am jealous of curling up w/ a book. Soon, very soon...guiltless reading! For now it is grad papers, dissertation (should get the feedback today, she emailed last night said she was getting ready to read mine), and now the Brown Act and City bylaws sitting on my other computer...all waiting for my attention. I have already graded 10 papers, and posted 5 weeks of assignment summaries. Plus, made a big breakfast for Sus and the inlaws...oh yeah...When I pb...I go ANYWHERE except the toilet. I can't imagine puting my cute face near the toilets. Usually I pb in the sink, and run the disposal w/ soap. Well, there we all were, and I had no where to go pb the eggs...so I go out front and do it in the yard. LOL...was easier then spitting and carrying on in front of people. In resturaunts, I go in the sink (if I can) or the trash. OOOOO the tales!!! OK...gonna go look if more papers were submitted. Sus has a double header today, so I want to get as much done as possible before we go! xoxooxxo
  25. What the hell! Did anyone miss me??? Just kidding!! You know, if this is just a weight loss "friendship" then I am not gonna hang out w/ you guys. Since the band, I ONLY lost 30 pounds...and then put 15 back on. So as for the band...I suck. And you don't want to be my friend cause I suck at weight loss, then I will cry! The VIOLETS transcend "weight loss" and have entered into each others lives soooo deeply! I miss you, think about you, refer to you all often, consider each of the Violets as my dearest friends. I couldn't IMAGINE life w/o you. So, unless you want my fat ass to show up on your doorsteps...and don't think I won't...you all better stay w/ us! Michelle, you crack me up! She does look like me...and I THINK SHE IS BEAUTIFUL! She makes a perfect mascot! Well, we have been out eating all day...not literally, but feels like it...and we are leaving again now to go to Mexican! And I slept until 8am so I missed working out...oh well...i will always have my violets! I love each and every one of you! And don't you forget it! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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