LOL. LOVE THIS POST. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. TODAY IS EXACTLY ONE WEEK POST OP AND IVE ALREADY SUCKED AND MASHED UP SOME FRENCH FRIES AND CHEWED ON MY MOMS BBQ WING AND SPIT IT OUT. (CONFESSION OF THE DAY) UGHH IM A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF.HONESTLY ITS THIS LIQUID/PROTEIN SHAKE ONLY DIET..I CANT STAND IT!! LOL WELP TOMORROW I MEET WITH MY DR, HOPEFULLY I CAN START PUREED SOONER THAN I THINK. ALREADY MADE A MENTAL MENU OF THINGS: MASHED POTATOES(w/ i can't believe its not butter,skim milk, bit of salt and pepper), FARINA(w/skim milk,some splenda and a pinch of cinnamon) SOOOO READY!!! thanks for letting me vent. good luck to ya'll