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Omg straight from the 70's lol

My doc said we can sleep all night and if we wake up to pee then walk for ten min then go back to bed.

Kirk your fired too! My god! All of you are upsetting my chi!

Pa = personnel assistant. Not Prince Albert! Eeww

I think she cursed fat girls so they got skinny! Like in thinner!

Yes that's me! It's me they love! Me! Dean in the other thread you got fired just an FYI... I remember once when they made that biopic of me called the devil wears Prada that I had to fire this girl because she put two spoons of milk instead of two and three quarters...

Well now ill host a reality tv show for my new personnel assistant!!!

Laura didnt I get a restraining order on you?! Now where is my damn pa?! Dean!!! I need a capachino!

A big semi truck

I'll find out in a week! If I get it!

Thank you!

Laura I told you to stay off the streets honey! On the other hand be safe!

I think the doc was trying to scare you. Your Body wouldn't be effected a week later lol

I only eat the top which is all protein. Ie cheese and meat. Love it

Thank you for being so diligent in your wellness! We are our own advocates! I hope your ok and they can fix whatever has happened!

Me on my way!

Thank you!

Going for an interview and Dave was like we can't afford new fat boy clothes and I was like true so we only bought some new pants cause the ones I use to wear were HUGE like elephant huge which costs tons more cause 3 little Chinese kids have to sew them together instead of just one. So I bought a semi less huge pair for 60 and Dave was like you can try and fit into my shirts. That skinny b***h told me that and I was like me in a two x hell no. And we debated so I put the damn shirt on to prove he's an idiot and damn it the shirt fit! So now I'm the idiot lol sometimes being wrong is a good thing!!! So that's me wearing a two x shirt.

And by that I mean I have a tiny semi truck that I drive around in my sand box when no ones looking.

Me too!

Laura OMG take your husband pics down!

Who cried a river and drowned the whole world! And while she looked so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her, When she smiles....!

Omg my adoring fans! Thank you! Thank you! Please hold your applause! I would like to thank me for being so me! And FYI Laura or should I say paparazzi! Those pictures are from rehab when I decided to play a many dimensional character getting his tummy removed! Thank you very much! Here's a glimpse of me at the beach for all of you lovely fans! Although they kinda missed my face its still an ok pic. And that is just a rumor I did not pay off Alex with money or "favors" with this recognition!

Please direct all questions to my subordinate dean. He can answer all questions. That is all.