Thought it might be fun to make a list of things that render an active, fun-loving thread... well, Dead.

I was reading the other day and I saw for the ka-zillionth time or so where some well meaning newbie jumped into a lively discussion to ask the question. You know the one... "What is a PB?"

Don't get me wrong, I am sure I did it too. Well maybe, I sure hope not.

What can someone post that will make you shut it down and walk away?

Here's mine... *gets into character*:

i had surgery one month ago now everytime i eat my eyes and ears and butt and fingers bleed this only happens when i eat and then i go puke it all back up and i puke up blood and some chunks of body tissue and something that looks like gray spaghetti oh and one time a sock but that was just a week after surgery so i figured the surgeon musta left it in there and one time i peed and it was bloody and had hair in it and something that looked like a lego... and then usually after i poo or pee i pass out but i always regain consciousness within like 4 hours or so im never unconscious for more than 4 hours but when i wake up usually im blind for a few more hours and i cant feel my fingers or toes and im kind of dizzy and cant walk for a few days but after maybe a week or two i feel back to normal and the bleeding stops does anyone else have these symptoms? what is it? should i take pepto bismol?

What kills a thread for me is total absence of common sense. I have no problem meeting someone halfway, hell - I'll even go 70%, but come on - you have to show you're at least trying.

I seem to kill threads...

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time. You made me cry!

I just wanted to point out that most threads don't get killed.

Usually the conversation just sort of ends.

This thread will be the exception to that rule.

This thread is too much fun to be killed. It will always be resurrected from time to time.

Here's a smile for ya......

I got one for ya!

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"

1 NEW cat-litter box

1 NEW cat-litter box liner

1 NEW pooper scooper

"

bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Just in case anyone thought they'd run the OLD litterbox through the old dishwasher. bwahahahahahha.

Okay the kitty litter cake is soooo easy to make and it is a hit with the kids. I just made it for my son's birthday this weekend. And so inexpensive to make also. I got the NEW litter box and NEW scoop from the dollar store. I cannot wait to make it to take into work. My co-workers are going to love it.

My "Thread Killer" attempt...

Nothing kills a thread like masturbation or soft-core blasphemy! What if we mix 'em?

Too funny!

A new R&R thread....."Masturbation".

I guess we should restrain ourselves, though. Alex is not gonna be pleased if we start stirring that pot again.

My "Thread Killer" attempt...

Nothing kills a thread like masturbation or soft-core blasphemy! What if we mix 'em?

Omigawd! I love this! Too bad our kitten survived those days o masturbation. I guess there were just not enough teenage boys in our neighbourhood to have taken her out! She's the cat from Hell and a lousy pet. She eats our food and flips us the paw. :tired We never get any respect from her. LOL

Omigawd! I love this! Too bad our kitten survived those days o masturbation. I guess there were just not enough teenage boys in our neighbourhood to have taken her out! She's the cat from Hell and a lousy pet. She eats our food and flips us the paw. :tired We never get any respect from her. LOL

Dogs have owners....cats have staff.

Dogs have owners....cats have staff.

Yep, so, so true.........:help:

lol! My cat ditched me. I loved the bejesus out of him. And one day my roommate opened the door while I wasn't home and he split. He started life as an outside cat, and then was an indoor cat and he hated it even though he had a buddy. Maybe I wasn't subservient enough?

Evilah

I want to thank you all for the great laughs I've had while reading your postings from the beginning. I haven't laughed this hard for a long time. I'm going to bed now and hope i don't have nightmares about peeing out hairy legos or urping up socks or gray spaghetti.

Thanks and good night :clap2:

lol! My cat ditched me. I loved the bejesus out of him. And one day my roommate opened the door while I wasn't home and he split. He started life as an outside cat, and then was an indoor cat and he hated it even though he had a buddy. Maybe I wasn't subservient enough?

Evilah

Our kitten showed up at our house as a stray. After she spent two nights knocking on our front door we took her in. She was really nice to us when she first arrived but beat up on the resident cat, a large and very sweet cat, all the time. Then we discovered that tiny as she was she was pregnant. We paid for her shots, her abortion, and for her to be spayed. The big cat died from kidney failure. :cry And we were left with the kitten from hell! :tired Her good point is that she is not a picky eater.

Maybe she will ditch us someday.........:straight