Ok I am sorry but I need to rant to someone, anyone who will listen. My DH after being gone for almost a week decided to take off again with the boys fishing...grrrr..for yet another week...

Well since I am back to work someone has to watch the kids. His solution, his aged grandmother who is the biggest pain in my a$$ ever! She is

driving me nuts and it has only been 24 hours.

She complains about everything. I have told her politely more than once that this is my home and I do things different than her...whatever. She doesn't listen. Nothing I do for this woman is good enough. She is driving me crazy.

BUT that is NOT the real kicker. She had my hubby get her a TON of candy, all of my favorites before he left. And HE DID.... And has the nerve to eat it in front of me. I have had it all removed from my house because I am not strong enough to avoid it. I want it so bad...... I am hiding in my room just to stay away from it...

After eating all of that garbage she has the audacity to eat my dinner, Lean Cuisine!! DOES that make any sense???

How am I going to make it through a week of this?

I should be able to handle this, my degree is in Human Aging, I know all about elderly and right now I am ready to throw a pillow onto her head....grrrrrrr.....

Thank you for listening and please pray for me that I will not do anything stupid, or eat any garbage!

ROTFL.....see just how far she has pushed me???? I am planning my own demise.....good grief!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, no matter how bad it gets, I imagine it could be worse LOL Gotta take these things with a grain of humor lest we all go certifiably insane!:faint:

These stories ARE good. I thought I had it bad but actaully compared to some of you guys here, mine is a wonderful MIL!! Now if I could just remember that next time we have a family visit!

Geez, I am soooooooo glad I got a fantastic mother and father in law this time around!! My first mother in law was a total B***CH!! I wonder if they will ever find her body?

Well, at least you don't have my DH's MIL...

LOLOLOL Vines you crack me up so bad!!!!!!! LOL How could someone "raised by wolves" have turned out so well? And so funny? Good for you for rising above it all!

Ding Dong the witch is gone the witch is gone!!!

I made it! Now I have to clean up all the little dog piles her piece of ***** dog left all over my house and put my house back together!

WOOO HOOOOO!!

If I ever hear her say again "I didn't think you would be able to eat that much!" I WILL kill her, no stopping me I swear!