My Special Surgical Experience

Ok, don't think I'm silly but I'm ready to share my s urgery experience. Let me preface by saying I have a twin brother named Bev. Bev is 3 minutes older.

Wonder Twin Powers . . .

So the only thing I remember about surgery is “Ninja woo ha”. I thought I kept seeing a puff of black smoke and hearing a faint whispered “ninja woo ha”. I would then see my twin brother Bev appear out of nowhere intently looking over the surgeon’s shoulder.

At one point I thought I was standing next to my twin looking at the operation and taking to him . . .

Me: “look you can’t keep Ninjaing in and out of the OR.”

Bev: “I’m just making sure the doctor doesn’t make any mistakes”.

Me: “ahhh, you really do love me better than Greg and Bea”.

Bev: looking all pouty faced, “Na uh”

Me: “so how are you able to “ninja” in and out if we don’t do the Wonder Twins Power Activate” thingy?

Bev: “I’m the oldest, smartest, and I am a 7th degree black belt in taekwondo! Duh.”

Me: “well you know this is awwwkward, I am naked down there.”

Then I hear, “Ninja woo ha”, see a puff of black smoke, and with that my twin is gone and I’m waking up in recovery with my twin brother Bev and son, Phil staring at me like I’m some kind of alien survivor of a crashed UFO.