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Babalooy, honey you have no idea. I've worked in shops that were all male (except for me, I'm one of the guys though) and shops that are all women.

Women are bigger horndogs than men, I'm convinced of it. Espeically secure women.

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And now you refer to us guys as "bandboys"???? A sexist comment if ever I heard one.

Awright....sheesh, you guys are SO over sensitive!!! Band men. There, are you happy????

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:(:) Way to go Lisa Marie! In less 12 hours on the board, one lone thread gets 2 pages worth of 20 posts, AND it's funny!! Well done. You all crack me up!!!

Hubby wouldn't touch me for 2 weeks. He thinks I'm fragile... :rolleyes:

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My husband and I waited a month if I remember correctly for intercourse. We both had our surgery the same day. We just were cautious. Now, I am not saying we waited that long for other things lol

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LMAO!!!! You guys/gals are killin me with this thread! I am three months post op.....lookin for a single band-man.....any takers? I am not having any luck on Match.com.

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OH MY!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!

Sex...haven't had any for 7 months now ( no that is not by Dr.s orders..lol)

but this thread is GREAT!!!

Maybe I need to meet a bandman too.... Let us know what instrument you play :(

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Hey All Lisa-Marie is my Sister and believe she is asking this ? For a good reason LMAO smile.gif My brother in law is a HORN dog! LOL (she is going to hate me for posting that)

Kristen

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I was told 2 weeks and (even thought I too am single) that is when I next got some - funny he is a guy that I thought was cute, but kinda out of my league. He doesn't know, but I know I am acting different now that I have had surgery, more confidence ( 22 pounds down). And I am not even close to as insecure - not to mention much more positive.

It was a blast ansd didn't hurt at all - he didn't even notice my scar. (they are really light!!)

Anyhow, thanks - Needed to share...

Jen

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Wow! I never thought about it - I mean about waiting a certain length of time. I have no idea how long before, but apparently it was long enough!You people reallly crack me up!

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Maybe I need to meet a bandman too.... Let us know what instrument you play :(
Are you thinking of the hornpipe or the trouser flute?

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