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Anyone out there got any sayings...I came up with a one.

'You know you're a bariatric person when you avoid alcohol not because it could cause you to get really really drunk and lead to alcoholism but because you have to count the massive amount of calories when u drink it.'

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"You know you're a bariatric person when you take a bite of food and then spit it out because the taste was not worth the calories."

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You know you are a bariatric person when it’s your birthday and your brother says, “I’m going to take you to Texas Roadhouse for your birthday. I’m going to buy you a $20 steak and watch you eat 50 cents worth of it!” Happened last week.

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You know you are a bariatric person when you are obsessed with "My 600-pound life."

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6 hours ago, Recidivist said:

You know you are a bariatric person when you are obsessed with "My 600-pound life."

Dr now is so cool

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you know you are a bariatric patient when you look at a "normal" plate of food and calculate how many meals this will be for you !

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