Bitchy grammar rant

[Creekimp13 5,838]

LOSE........what we hope happens to our fat. We want to lose it.

LOOSE.....how our clothes fit after we LOSE some weight. My pants are loose. The neighbor's dog is loose. The only way I could loose fat, is if I thew a can of Crisco out the door...and I'm guessing it would still be pretty contained as it isn't very ambulatory.

I know...I know...spelling isn't an indication of intelligence. It's not a big deal. We all make a million spelling errors. Myself included.

Just ranting.

Lose....when something is gone.

Loose...your butt with diarrhea.

Lose....when you don't win.

Loose...when you're friendlier in the sack than you oughtta be.

Lose....your car keys.

Loose....your kid's baby teeth.

I'm sorry. Thank you. I feel better.

[aNYCdb 310]

Their, there, they're, it will all be ok.

Edited March 22, 2018 by aNYCdb

[FluffyChix 17,409]

LOL Oh Lort! Last time we had one of the Lose/Loose Rants it turned into a complete shambolic bust-up that was very entertaining. So I'm gonna put my butt in this chair with my loose-ass pants and enjoy the really big shew!!!

[Creekimp13 5,838]

The show has come and gone. I don't think reruns are as interesting as the first time it airs.

I had no idea I was being unoriginal. Poop!

*hangs head...does the walk of shame*

[KimTriesRNY 1,853]

Hehe.

[frust8 962]

Mine to add:

Late husband : yada yada mute point

Me: the word is moot, if it were mute you would have shut up by now!

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[Mattymatt 491]

1 hour ago, Creekimp13 said:

LOSE........what we hope happens to our fat. We want to lose it.

LOOSE.....how our clothes fit after we LOSE some weight. My pants are loose. The neighbor's dog is loose. The only way I could loose fat, is if I thew a can of Crisco out the door...and I'm guessing it would still be pretty contained as it isn't very ambulatory.

I know...I know...spelling isn't an indication of intelligence. It's not a big deal. We all make a million spelling errors. Myself included.

Just ranting.

Lose....when something is gone.

Loose...your butt with diarrhea.

Lose....when you don't win.

Loose...when you're friendlier in the sack than you oughtta be.

Lose....your car keys.

Loose....your kid's baby teeth.

I'm sorry. Thank you. I feel better.

As a stickler for grammar and spelling, I resemble those remarks! :-D

[Danny Paul 761]

Nothing is wrong with good grammar it's never a waist of time to point these things out.

[FluffyChix 17,409]

@Creekimp13 I think the old one was before your time. I'd just barely gotten here...and someone wanted to tear me limb from limb. Good times!

And besides sweetie everything old is new again. It's still gonna be great fun. I reckon it will take 24hours to heat up to a nice little rolling boil.

[frust8 962]

Can I watch Can I watch? Scoot over Fluffy, the fat may still hit the [emoji91], you don't want to miss this![emoji41]

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[GirlShrinking 110]

LOSE........what we hope happens to our fat. We want to lose it.
LOOSE.....how our clothes fit after we LOSE some weight. My pants are loose. The neighbor's dog is loose. The only way I could loose fat, is if I thew a can of Crisco out the door...and I'm guessing it would still be pretty contained as it isn't very ambulatory.

I know...I know...spelling isn't an indication of intelligence. It's not a big deal. We all make a million spelling errors. Myself included.
Just ranting.
Lose....when something is gone.
Loose...your butt with diarrhea.
Lose....when you don't win.
Loose...when you're friendlier in the sack than you oughtta be.
Lose....your car keys.
Loose....your kid's baby teeth.

I'm sorry. Thank you. I feel better.

This is hilarious. I’ve seen it a few times on here and ignored it..secretly it was grinding my gears 🤣 that doesn’t make you bitchy btw..makes you educated

Thanks for the post.. I needed the laugh [emoji23]


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[Creekimp13 5,838]

Danny...psst! (waste).

dragging myself away from keyboard......

Must....not...succumb....to red-penning the internets!

[frust8 962]

And there are a few in a humorous vein. Late MIL told people her friends went to " Extensive" Care to rehabilitate.
A story from my healthcare days:
Mildred(patient) -
Would you please tell the nurse I need Milk of Amnesia?
Me' Mildred, do you mean Milk of Magnesia?
Midred-No,silly! I mean Milk of Amnesia! My bowels forgot to work!
Sunny Days and Smiles today Everyone!

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[Losebig 508]

don’t loose hope. They’re grammer isn’t to bad. No need to waiste you’re time on it or loose sleep. haha sorry couldn’t resist.

[newmebithebypass 713]

Please don't mind my poor spelling or grammar I am dslyxic sorry lol

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