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Well yeah. I feel all left out now. I'm not a newbie and I am not a know it all because I don't know enough to not go to bed early.

I heart you smart asses, the whole lot of ya.

yeah but you are in onederland so who really cares ... ??? :(

you rock!

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There's always tonight! :(

Ohh that's so true. I am dying to have my own sparkly glitter message.

yeah but you are in onederland so who really cares ... ??? :(

you rock!

Thanks! I am so way excited about it. You will get there too my friend.

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OMG -- I really wish I had one of those Body Bugg things -- it could tell me, right?, how many calories I just burned --

ROFLMAO at ya'll.

-- Including my dash for the bathroom because I was also about to

ROFLMAO&PIMP!!!

I'm just REALLY sorry I missed the live action last night! :pop2:

WASA, do you still have my digits? Gimme a holla if there's a repeat performance! :)

I'll come prepared!!! :popcorn:

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How did this thread get so outta control while I wasn’t looking??? Geez, you don’t check in for a few days and look what happens when y’all are left to your own devices! :eek:

Right... and rum is a clear liquid.
It is? Is this where I've been going wrong all these months?? WTF?? Time for me to get out there and find an ABC store! :beer:
My picture is no longer there because it made others feel "Less than Successful"
Heaven forbid we Celebrate the successes of others…but no, we must gnash our teeth and stomp our feet and curse the very existence of those who have achieved great things! Boo hoo hoo! I wouldn't have removed the picture. Be proud of what you've done. Those who are green with jealousy just need to get over themselves! :P
You know when you get there. Suddenly you are always wrong, you don't know what it's like, and you become self righteous, condescending and obnoxious! It quite fun, really!
It's fascinating how all of our experiences and background knowledge suddenly vaporizes and becomes meaningless in the eyes of some who choose not to heed such sage advice! :lalala:
And a side note: Don't slime with anything that has a buffalo sauce cheese spread on it. Just not friggin pretty and it burns. (Cause I'm the dumbass that just did it!)
I am SO totally grossed out now—maybe having supper tonight isn’t such a bright idea any more??? :)
nahhh ... first marriage is for the sex. **wait** what happened???
Man I really missed the boat on THAT one, too! I’m holding out so I can join the “second marriage is for money” club! :car:
And the charmers who leave messages on you blog, and PM you to tell you how they are concerned that you are setting a "Skinny Standard that is impossible for the rest of the board to live up to"
Are you kidding me? Who has the time to do something like that??? :noidea:
I had a wonderful reply all typed out and then realized that it might be considered "baiting" if a certain other person saw it. Damn. It was good, too. Let's just say it contained references to being caught, family members, and random conversations with said supposed family members.
Laurend—behave yourself, now! Besides, the "baiting" scenario shouldn't happen ever again since all of your posts are being blocked from those you offend ….right? I'm just sayin'.... :biggrin1:

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How did this thread get so outta control while I wasn’t looking??? Geez, you don’t check in for a few days and look what happens when y’all are left to your own devices! :)
You should've been here last night. It exploded. Just about every time I'd check the thread, we were on a new page. It was great. :biggrin1:
Laurend—behave yourself, now! Besides, the "baiting" scenario shouldn't happen ever again since all of your posts are being blocked from those you offend ….right? I'm just sayin'.... :biggrin1:
*snort* Aw, Mom! You're ruining all the fun! :heh: :bounce:

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OMG -- I really wish I had one of those Body Bugg things -- it could tell me, right?, how many calories I just burned --

ROFLMAO at ya'll.

-- Including my dash for the bathroom because I was also about to

ROFLMAO&PIMP!!!

I'm just REALLY sorry I missed the live action last night! :pop2:

WASA, do you still have my digits? Gimme a holla if there's a repeat performance! :)

I'll come prepared!!! :popcorn:

That will teach you to log off LBT! During the thread party we had a PM party as well. :car:

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The Mean Girls are upset that people are acting like high schoolers?? Uh oh, time to break out the glitter phrases girls!!! LOLOL (that always shows them!)

I guess I'd refer you back to post #179, you know... the post you declined to respond.

Some people whine about others helping while the others dig in and help. Which side are you on?

Oh wait, I've read your posts. I know.

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That will teach you to log off LBT! During the thread party we had a PM party as well. :)

AND A SLUMBER PARTY!!!! :car:

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You should've been here last night. It exploded. Just about every time I'd check the thread, we were on a new page. It was great. :biggrin1:

**sigh** Reminds me of my early days online -- back in '96 or was that '95? I forget -- some really clever chat rooms I was a party to....where the wit and banter were par excellance and loser and creeps were shown the door.

(and Nana grows nostalgic:rolleyes:)

Any chance of a repeat performance??

(can ya'll tell I'm avoiding work??)

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Nana...

We would need an annoying yapping poodle attached to our collective ankles to get us going again.

Where is ... Oh, never mind.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

However, I'm game.

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And they've shown up! Don't y'all realize that all you are succeeding at is just lending creedence to what WASa's been saying? Little yappy poodles is about right, methinks. Neutered ones at that. :guess

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And they've shown up! Don't y'all realize that all you are succeeding at is just lending creedence to what WASa's been saying? Little yappy poodles is about right, methinks. Neutered ones at that. :guess

Must be having a blonde moment here. What am I missing? :)

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