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6 hours ago, illailla said:

you missed one

3. She's not yours it's just your turn.....

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Getting sleeved 10/10. Can not wait to have these "problems"
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On 6/25/2017 at 0:13 PM, 2-Liter said:

I have always been Social but the weight loss has gotten me back out in the World and the Confidence has really came back. The Great thing about all of this is that todays woman is so much more open to FWB and it allows you to have multiple Partners. I am so thankful for this tool that has helped me get my Life Back!!!

Yes. Yes. I'm in the Dudes Room! But I just HAVE to ask!?! Aren't any of you dudes (and women) petrified of catching an STD--maybe even an antibiotic resistant STD? :blink: But for sure, aren't you worried about chlamydia or even HPV?

I can't think of anything more disappointing and sad to finally get your new life after the surgery, only to contract a fatal or unchangeable STD and ruin your future and your life. Multi-partners? OMFG! Why not just go get a revolver and load a bullet in it, then sit there an play Russion roulette with your life? Why waste your time getting healthy when you are going to behave in such a risky behavior?

I'm so incensed by y'alls logic I want to shout this at you!!! And yes! I am judging you all! BTW? HPV in men is NOTORIOUSLY difficult to get rid of! Especially if it's in your mouth on your tongue or tonsils. You will very likely end up with throat or tongue cancer down the road. Congrats! Go fu*k multiple women. Most of the "girls nowdays" ALL have HPV (and chlamydia). Just tellin you guys. You are playin in NASTY surroundings.

If it were me, I'd find myself a virgin and marry her while she is still 12 (but you may have already missed her--since babies are having unprotected sex these days). Or else, I'd continue to date Rosie Palm. Cuz at least you know she won't kill you now or later.

The End.

Rant over.

Now proceeding to run of the room and deep tongue kiss Mr. Fluffy for not being a "playah." He might even get lucky for his faithfulness--steak and blowjob--the dinner of champions.

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Bahaha a Very Valid Point on the STD’s and no Condoms don’t stop everything that’s for sure. What’s so Bad is that it is a lot harder to meet single women than it is married ones so the guy that is having unprotected sex with his own wife is at as much risk as a single man. It is a Sad time we live in these days. You by far are doing the smartest thing possible by keeping his Belly full and balls empty!!!


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Bahaha a Very Valid Point on the STD’s and no Condoms don’t stop everything that’s for sure. What’s so Bad is that it is a lot harder to meet single women than it is married ones so the guy that is having unprotected sex with his own wife is at as much risk as a single man. It is a Sad time we live in these days. You by far are doing the smartest thing possible by keeping his Belly full and balls empty!!!





Exactly, most of the attention I've received has been from women with significant others. It really starts to make you wonder about relationships in general.


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1 minute ago, 2-Liter said:

Bahaha a Very Valid Point on the STD’s and no Condoms don’t stop everything that’s for sure. What’s so Bad is that it is a lot harder to meet single women than it is married ones so the guy that is having unprotected sex with his own wife is at as much risk as a single man. It is a Sad time we live in these days. You by far are doing the smartest thing possible by keeping his Belly full and balls empty!!!

Amen, my brothah! Faithfulness has its rewards!!! It's so scary out there, I don't know how ANYone would have sex. I'd buy a subscription to a porn channel and wear the batt'rehs the hell out of the vibrator. I'd also insist on a written doc's lab reports and a monogamy contract before jumpin in the sack with any of the hoes (male or female hoes) out in the woods. Seriously--SERIOUSLY scary world. I think the HPV and chlamydia scare me worse than the big G or S even. They're seen as harmless but they cause seriously rotten insidious lifelong infections you WILL pass on to everyone you meet--maybe even your newly born babies!!!! :o:blink:

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Amen, my brothah! Faithfulness has its rewards!!! It's so scary out there, I don't know how ANYone would have sex. I'd buy a subscription to a porn channel and wear the batt'rehs the hell out of the vibrator. I'd also insist on a written doc's lab reports and a monogamy contract before jumpin in the sack with any of the hoes (male or female hoes) out in the woods. Seriously--SERIOUSLY scary world. I think the HPV and chlamydia scare me worse than the big G or S even. They're seen as harmless but they cause seriously rotten insidious lifelong infections you WILL pass on to everyone you meet--maybe even your newly born babies!!!! [emoji33]:blink:


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11 minutes ago, HB76356 said:


Exactly, most of the attention I've received has been from women with significant others. It really starts to make you wonder about relationships in general.


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Skanks. That's all that can be said. And guess what? THEY are probably big time BillBadass carriers of HPV and chlamydia...just saying...

Ring Ring

Hello tonsils? It's me, HPV mediated throat cancer--say "Ahhhhh!" I'm comin' in for a landing!

And news flash...if you boys are gettin involved or going downtown with a skank who is cheatin from the marriage or relationship bed, shame on you! You're all DUMB ASSES! It won't matter if you wrap that rascal or put a helmet on him. Cuz all it takes is one downtown trip to get gross qooties. Quit thinkin with the wrong head! Shazam!!! If she's cheatin on him, she'll give you gonorrhea and HPV and cheat on your ass too, the second you can't sustain her, which you will never be able to sustain her--cuz she's a hoe! Hoes will ALWAYS be skanky sex addict hoes. And btw, if she is dressing like she's lookin for it, chances are "it" already found her (HPV and chlamydia).

Start looking for a healthy girl with old-fashioned values. Put skin in the game (love, respect, relationship-building, time) before taking her to bed. Maybe even look beyond the face and the junk in the trunk. Then ask for the medical test lab report before walking down the isle with her.

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Just now, BigTex said:

Well this escalated rather quickly lmao!

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bahahahahaha! Opinionated much? :D

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bahahahahaha! Opinionated much? [emoji3]


As long as there's honesty afoot, man boobs don't bother as much as this fat pad above "little Tex" if you catch my drift. I'm trying to coax the dragon out the cave. That's the sole reason I haven't broken down and bought Oreos at the nearby supermarket.

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6 hours ago, BigTex said:


As long as there's honesty afoot, man boobs don't bother as much as this fat pad above "little Tex" if you catch my drift. I'm trying to coax the dragon out the cave. That's the sole reason I haven't broken down and bought Oreos at the nearby supermarket.

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Hahaha! Sorry love. I was calling myself opinionated--not you! You crack me up, continually! :D Stand your ground with the damn oreos! :D

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On 11/13/2017 at 0:32 PM, HB76356 said:


Exactly, most of the attention I've received has been from women with significant others. It really starts to make you wonder about relationships in general.


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Same.

The sad part is they literally don't care.

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Yes, I said it. I'm 2.5 months out from bypass surgery, I'm down 61.6 lbs. and I get so horny, my sex drive is on steroids at 51 years old, I feel like I did in my 20's. I've already worn my wife out and she is scared to touch me. I'm not trying to brag, as a big guy I've always been large down below and my wife can't seem to handle me now since my weight loss. Erection problems used to be my issue. I now get hard if the wind blows and for no reason. I can't even walk around in the stores because my erection shows through what ever I'm wearing. What's a man to do during these hard (no pun intended) times? Does anyone else have the issue I'm having after they had surgery? I need suggestions, thanks in advance.

LOL! Congrats and its normal. When you drop weight you get a mass of hormones released. Enjoy it!!!!


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HW: 259
CW: 234
GOAL: Healthy and hard 140-ish?

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