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Caviar! ...

These sturgeons

Just a little aside here. This morning I half heard a public radio discussion. The speaker referred to Sara Palin's having claimed a view of Russia from her backyard in Alaska. He then exclaimed something like, "I live near Lake Michigan. Does that make me a sturgeon?" (As I said, I only half heard it, so this may be less than accurate. It's in the spirit assuredly.)

Ha Ha! You crack me up :D

Very funny!

I wonder if the Lake M fellow is able to have an endless caviar supply ....

Then again, what do you get when you remove "t" from sturgeon?

Yes, Surgeon!

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Went to visit the in-laws in Eastern Europe...

she serves carp in aspic with peas and carrots floating around. It's slathered in a beet and horseradish mixture.

@@OzRoo, you were right all along!

Vinasu, it definitely sounds like something that should have been dumped in your husband's lap, er, plate. I've neither eaten nor heard of this concoction, but maybe you should be glad it wasn't another fabled dish: Lutefisk.

Your in-laws and their countrymen should be jailed for abusing beets and horseradish.

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I lived in Norway for about 3 years, and never had the "pleasure" of Lutefisk ......

From what I can remember, it is rotten fish .....

My nose is quite sensitive. I'd rather "filter" fish (Gefilte) anytime over Lutefisk!

:D :D :D

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@@cbonet

Paul Hogan used to say: "Put another shrimp on the barbie...." :)

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Caviar! ...

These sturgeons

Just a little aside here. This morning I half heard a public radio discussion. The speaker referred to Sara Palin's having claimed a view of Russia from her backyard in Alaska. He then exclaimed something like, "I live near Lake Michigan. Does that make me a sturgeon?" (As I said, I only half heard it, so this may be less than accurate. It's in the spirit assuredly.)

I'm peeing myself again. This is the best thread ever!

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15 Habits of Highly Miserable People:

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/15-habits-highly-miserable-people.html

A good laugh a day keeps the doctor away ....

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If you kids keep giving carp to tess she might just tuna round and check all of y'all!

Priceless! :D

I'd rather be checked than ticked off ....... No carp about that :)

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