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Definitely very comfy king size bed with very comfy pillows for you Dub. OK, the whip will not be used :)

Ah......you now have a new house dog on the way............packing my bags and hoping on a boat.

Even though I can fit on a plane......I prefer sea travel.

Definitely very comfy king size bed with very comfy pillows for you Dub. OK, the whip will not be used :)

If dub is crazy enough to turn down a good time... My wife has a 4 year in psychology with an emphasis on abnormal sexualality. I swear that I'm her thesis paper!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! :)

Dayum, son.

Much respect.

You guys get yer freak on.......and it's all in the name of science. What an angle. Hells yes.

Genius.

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In the middle of our family's traditional 'last nite before school starts 'dinner I was out flanked and seriously assaulted by my underwire bra!

It was a surprise attack. Previous recon on the offending underwire gave no hint of an impending an attack. Damage to the bra's current left side resident is still being assessed. Names withheld pending notification to other resident.

The hostile underwire is being held by canine special forces after being delicately removed, cussed at, thrown to the floor. The Yorkie and Maltipoo are on hostile undergarment security detail until further notice.

Seriously though, I really didn't wanna buy a new bra till it didn't fit after WLS.

# annoyed #lastbuffcolorbra #bralessinNY #damnthemanwhodesignedunderwires

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LMAO !!!!!!!!

Excellent post.

You have me cracking up again this morning. Thank you.

Laughing is good for the soul.

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@@Dub

Great, we'll do walkies ..... yay! Short or long leash?

Yes, pack those bags, nice weather here. Enjoy the cruise, then welcome to Paradise :)

Freak on in the name of science, anytime. Makes it fun and interesting, and exciting.

High functioning fat man got it down pat! High five!

sierra63, your post totally cracked me up! It is hilarious! And now, 4 pages later we are on some fabulous and funny conversations and musings .... bring it on, baby :D

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Threads like this are entirely too infrequent on here.

Are we not a group of folks who should be raising our cups and cheering and laughing all the time ????

Hell yes we are.

Look back at where we each were.....look at where we are now and where we are headed.

Plenty of reason to be happy and Celebrate each day and laugh heartily at the insanely funny stuff that we witness.

Life is good, folks.

Let's Celebrate together.

Embrace that !!!!!

@@Dub

Great, we'll do walkies ..... yay! Short or long leash?

Yes, pack those bags, nice weather here. Enjoy the cruise, then welcome to Paradise :)

Freak on in the name of science, anytime. Makes it fun and interesting, and exciting.

High functioning fat man got it down pat! High five!

sierra63, your post totally cracked me up! It is hilarious! And now, 4 pages later we are on some fabulous and funny conversations and musings .... bring it on, baby :D

Be warned.........I sometimes howl at the moon and I'll use up all your charcoal and tequila.

The sails are down and the winds are a-blowing.....ship is underway.

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Ok. Now that I'm done snarfing and choking.... :-)

I'm so thankful for my boob job. No. More. Underwire!! (bra's optional now) Mwahahaaa

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Laughter is healing. I truly believe that!

We should always find something funny in our daily lives. Lord knows that at this point in my life something is ironic or comical at least every 15 minutes.

Today- after a bitter fight with my scale, it is now in time out till that Bitch learns to speak nicely to me. And my jeans with the unruly zipper and button may end up with the canine security forces along with the hostile bra.

I can't wait for my NSV when I can buy a cute well behaved bra and jeans that zip without pliers.

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@@Dub Hearing the words 'charcoal' and 'tequila' in the same sentence makes me swoon...just need some sand and saltwater and it's heaven.

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@@Dub Hearing the words 'charcoal' and 'tequila' in the same sentence makes me swoon...just need some sand and saltwater and it's heaven.

Agreed.......sand & saltwater makes everything better.

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Threads like this are entirely too infrequent on here.

Are we not a group of folks who should be raising our cups and cheering and laughing all the time ????

Hell yes we are.

Look back at where we each were.....look at where we are now and where we are headed.

Plenty of reason to be happy and Celebrate each day and laugh heartily at the insanely funny stuff that we witness.

Life is good, folks.

Let's celebrate together.

Embrace that !!!!!

@@Dub

Great, we'll do walkies ..... yay! Short or long leash?

Yes, pack those bags, nice weather here. Enjoy the cruise, then welcome to Paradise :)

Freak on in the name of science, anytime. Makes it fun and interesting, and exciting.

High functioning fat man got it down pat! High five!

sierra63, your post totally cracked me up! It is hilarious! And now, 4 pages later we are on some fabulous and funny conversations and musings .... bring it on, baby :D

Be warned.........I sometimes howl at the moon and I'll use up all your charcoal and tequila.

The sails are down and the winds are a-blowing.....ship is underway.

Well said @@Dub! Yes, celebrate, laugh and have fun!

Howl at the moon as much as you like, but you'll have to get your own tequila .... and charcoal ....

I'll be patiently waiting .... Ships ahoy!

:D :D :D

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@@ShelterDog64

You're invited Down Under too! Plenty of sand and salt Water here :)

BYO tequila and charcoal ....

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@@Dub We're gonna need a 2 person kayak for the trip to see @!

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Be a long kayak trip .... I'll send my boatie friends to pick you both up :)

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@@Dub We're gonna need a 2 person kayak for the trip to see @!

What's funny is.......this time last year I'd have needed a 2 man yak just for myself.

Hells yes....let's do this !!!

Be a long kayak trip .... I'll send my boatie friends to pick you both up :)

Much thanks.

Not down wiff the sharks you guys have protecting your shores.

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You'll be worse off in a kayak, the great whites would be happy ....

Safer on boats, or lash out and book a luxury cruiser ....... No shark danger unless you fall overboard .....

LOL

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I hate bras more than anything in the entire world. Once I lose this weight I'm getting a breast reduction so I can wear those teeny tiny bullshit triangle bras that weigh like 1 ounce. I don't care if it makes me flat as a 10 year old boy, my husband is going to have to get over it.

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