Just putting it out there, so 'dirty' little secrets may see the light of day!

[RJ'S/beginning 5,357]

8 days post op I licked the seasoning off some wheat thins...I think it was the sun dried Tomato basil flavor. f**k it was good. My sweet dog Wrigley ate the licked crackers afterward. She was all too happy to dispose of the evidence for me.

Also.....I parked in a handicapped space at the dollar store while on my 2 week pre-op diet. I was running in real quick to get a Kit Kat which I may or may not have eaten. Honestly it disappeared so fast I'm not sure where it went.

Too much...But thankfully we are all being human here........Kit Kat..yummm!

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

Girl... you know I had to take it where I can get it with you! You damn brainiac

In my defence.. I ain't no brainiac. I put it down to it being 02:17 UK time, being on a diet of fresh air and liquid (supplemented with a big bite of velvet cup cake and frosting) and frankly, I am so pig sick of the 'regulations' associated with this surgery, I even friggin' DREAM of Protein these days. If it starts with a 'P', it is now known as 'protein'. I need to get the hell out more. Seriously.

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

8 days post op I licked the seasoning off some wheat thins...I think it was the sun dried Tomato basil flavor. f**k it was good. My sweet dog Wrigley ate the licked crackers afterward. She was all too happy to dispose of the evidence for me.

Also.....I parked in a handicapped space at the dollar store while on my 2 week pre-op diet. I was running in real quick to get a Kit Kat which I may or may not have eaten. Honestly it disappeared so fast I'm not sure where it went.

... I've licked a chip... In fact.. I'd lick anything right now if it had any flavour... Work surfaces.. windows...

[LipstickLady 25,682]

Wanna lick my butt?

[No game 14,436]

Wanna lick my butt?

Lol... I don't think she's that high on pain meds...

And would one have to take a Protein pump inhibitor afterwards???

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

Wanna lick my butt?

LOL erm, Lady, thanks for the offer, but you're not my 'flavour'!

As for the PPI, I think it would be required, for sure.

And Laura, be sure to get as much mileage out of this as you can. We all know you being in the 'world of right' doesn't happen very often! Muahaha

[LipstickLady 25,682]

Lol... I don't think she's that high on pain meds...

And would one have to take a Protein pump inhibitor afterwards???

My butt is still more fat than Protein. She's safe.

[LipstickLady 25,682]

LOL erm, Lady, thanks for the offer, but you're not my 'flavour'!

You don't like MexItalian?

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

You don't like MexItalian?

If it was on a man, meh, I might consider it!

[LipstickLady 25,682]

If it was on a man, meh, I might consider it!

Sorry if my ass isn't hairy enough for ya'!

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

LOL Who said that all men have hairy bums?!

[LipstickLady 25,682]

LOL Who said that all men have hairy bums?!

Wait...my husband lied?

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

He surely did. My man has the most amazing... okay, wait, wrong website. Shall we get back to talking about bariatric dirty little secrets instead of deviating into my personal dirty little secrets?!!

[newat52 1,612]

I drink Coke Zero. Through a straw.

b***h!! Coke AND a straw???

Humpffff....Made my bottle of wine last month seem tame. Yep, the whole entire bottle. It was so freaking good I cant even tell you! Had a headache the size of Mount whatever the next morning but it was totally worth it. :-) Don't regret it an will probably do it again in the right circumstances.

But coke AND a straw??....20 Hail Marys for Lipstick Lady!

[Justinh125 472]

Back when I was consuming copious amounts of various hallucinogens, I heard somewhere that aspartame caused hallucinations if you consumed enough of it. Some friends and I went to one of those bulk stores and purchased an enormous amount of it. We all took the equivalent of maybe a few hundred packets of the stuff each.

Unfortunately, nothing interesting happened at all. One of my friends got diarrhea. That was the most interesting thing that happened. No hallucinations at all. Not even an acid flashback.