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You put salt on your finger and lick it because you need a salt fix!!! I swear I its a conspiracy to get you to hate sweets

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You put salt on your finger and lick it because you need a salt fix!!! I swear I its a conspiracy to get you to hate sweets

Or drink a swig of pickle juice for the salt fix.

Yes... I've done it ( so ashamed)

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I'm on my pre-op diet, Nov. 9th is tha big date, but my whole fam is home this weekend and my mom just pulled a big batch of homemade cinnamon rolls out of the oven, I won't but man I could devour that whole pan right now!

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I can't watch certain tv shows. Like Big Bang Theory- They are ALWAYS eating on that show! I'm pretty much limited to crime and murder shows -less casual eating. Tho, I was watching Bones tonight and some characters were eating steak fries.

I'm glad my surgery is soon because at this rate of temptation, I'll be down to infomercials and the jewelry shopping channel! Blech!

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You know you have been on a liquid diet when ur fiancé has his arm around you and you think to yourself if he would still marry you if you chopped off his arm, marinated it and BBQ it...

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Lmao.!!

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We had a bday party for my son and had four leftover pizza (star chews star pepp). The whole party leaves to go trick or treating, I'm handing out candy...I started to feel myself getting angry at the trick or treaters like "yeah, here kid, take your stinking candy!" then it's finally over, I go clean up and I took a Biggs, long smell of the pizza. First "food flashback" I've had so far...it was hilarious

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We had a bday party for my son and had four leftover pizza (star chews star pepp). The whole party leaves to go trick or treating' date=' I'm handing out candy...I started to feel myself getting angry at the trick or treaters like "yeah, here kid, take your stinking candy!" then it's finally over, I go clean up and I took a Biggs, long smell of the pizza. First "food flashback" I've had so far...it was hilarious[/quote']

Doesn't food smell better to you now? I know it does to me.

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Things I never liked smell amazing!

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You Know You've Been On liquid Protein Too Long, When:

You add your favorite Protein powders, PB2, and a fresh Blender Bottle to the monthly auto-ship list on Amazon!

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My weakness is Pasta && cupcakes && boy I hate the commercials lol

Funny, I saw this link on another thread in this forum... it would be like combining your two weaknesses into one warm delicious bite of awesomeness!

http://www.emilybites.com/2011/07/lasagna-cupcakes.html

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go back to sipping my Protein. Only two and half weeks until I get to chew again.... (Sigh)

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Funny' date=' I saw this link on another thread in this forum... it would be like combining your two weaknesses into one warm delicious bite of awesomeness!

http://www.emilybites.com/2011/07/lasagna-cupcakes.html

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go back to sipping my Protein. Only two and half weeks until I get to chew again.... (Sigh)

I cannot wait to try the recipes on that site... They look healthy AND like something my family would eat too...

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Y'all CRACK me up.

Please note, I have been on a liquid diet since 9/4. Today is 11/5. Need I say more? :( I think not.

Thanks for the laughs though!

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I have been on liquids for 3 days now. Today I went to bed and said to everyone just wake me up

On nov. 13th ( surgery date) ! The worst part is making dinner for the husband and kids only to have to stare down another protien shake '-'

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