You Know You've Been On Liquid Protein Too Long, When:

[Strangefruit 179]

I have been on liquids for 3 days now. Today I went to bed and said to everyone just wake me up

On nov. 13th ( surgery date) ! The worst part is making dinner for the husband and kids only to have to stare down another protien shake '-'

Ugh, I feel for you... Luckily in my case, my husband does a lot of the cooking anyway, so while I am on Protein, I stay out of kitchen when husband and kids eat.

[Di-Sleeve 8]

......Serving your dog their food makes you want some! Yuck I know!

[ShirtLady 6]

You know you have been liquids too long when: you lick your husbands pork chop bone!!

[LizTex2587 212]

Or drink a swig of Pickle Juice for the salt fix.

Yes... I've done it ( so ashamed)

nothin' wrong with swiggin' pickle juice!! Claussen is the best! heck, down here they freeze them in small cups and sell them for 25 cents...Pickle Pops!...Yes, that's incredibly redneck and yes, I'm incredibly ok with it! LOL

[LizTex2587 212]

nothin' wrong with swiggin' pickle juice!! Claussen is the best! heck, down here they freeze them in small cups and sell them for 25 cents...Pickle Pops!...Yes, that's incredibly redneck and yes, I'm incredibly ok with it! LOL

let me clarify, they don't sell them in the stores...but at skating rinks and such.

[LadyK 164]

You've been drinking Liquid Protein too long when you smell the shake and gag... I'm SICK of shakes now even though I can eat a little, I still can't eat enough to stop drinking them.

[firebelle10 80]

nothin' wrong with swiggin' pickle juice!! Claussen is the best! heck' date=' down here they freeze them in small cups and sell them for 25 cents...Pickle Pops!...Yes, that's incredibly redneck and yes, I'm incredibly ok with it! LOL[/quote']

I would prolly hand over a $10 bill and say gimme All you got!!

I think pickle pops sound like a dream

[jaxtcr 0]

You know you have been on a liquid diet when ur fiancé has his arm around you and you think to yourself if he would still marry you if you chopped off his arm, marinated it and BBQ it...

You made me laugh out loud. I needed that!

[jaxtcr 0]

Ugh, I feel for you... Luckily in my case, my husband does a lot of the cooking anyway, so while I am on Protein, I stay out of kitchen when husband and kids eat.

I hear ya! I cooked on the weekend for the whole week for my family. Fortunately, my husband is easy! So he just heated up what he wanted each night while I had even more Campbell's Tomato soup!

[Bella86 82]

When you can't even get through 1/4 of an up&go...not because of ur small stomach, but because u just can't do it!!

BTW I'm on soft foods now but my morning Protein shake or up&go ritual is now intolerable!

[chad2rad 491]

I had to fart in public yesterday because something gave me extra gas. Prayed more than once, no SHARTS please! They were answered.

[moniq22 12]

I'm dying for a salad and actually craving chicken which I don't really love... That's how I know I've been on liquid diet too long... I'm not even craving Pasta or sushi (ok I am but not as much) I just want something I can chew.. Last time I ate something chewable was nov 2 so.. 21 days ago!!!!