I Don't Want To Shart!

[fattymcfatterson 107]

I AM A SHARTIST

It was BAD

But, I think it was the mootopia milk. It was within first week post op. I had a few days of close calls after I earned my shartist badge but I have been normal since then. No more mootopia milk for me, unless I get constipated..

[Dooter 1,457]

I could see that it was a danger during pre op liquids and the first few weeks post op. After all- liquid in, liquid out, right?? After that. Not a problem.

[shamr0ck 14]

Mootopia. Yup, could be the problem. I just finished a shake made with mootopia, and my intestines are doing that "danger" rumbling.

2.5 weeks post-op here, and no sharting yet, though it's been a near thing a couple of times.

[mrsjones075 40]

I was sleeved Tues. I woke myself up at 4:00 this morning when I sharted in my sleep. My nurse said its pretty common but I was still embarrassed. I'm planning on sleeping on a towel for precautionary measures when I get home. UGH!

[IMABear 57]

I was sleeved Tues. I woke myself up at 4:00 this morning when I sharted in my sleep. My nurse said its pretty common but I was still embarrassed. I'm planning on sleeping on a towel for precautionary measures when I get home. UGH!

This one made me laugh

[Rootman 1,101]

It happens, you are after all messing with your digestive tract and radically altering your diet. Some get constipated, some get diarrhea and some remain regular. There is absolutely no way of telling what effect it may have on you - if any.

Just heed the old adage - as repeated in this thread - don't trust a fart.

[Donny 270]

I was sleeved on Monday and starting Tuesday night I have had them about 3-4 times a day. Every time i feel the need to fart I make sure its done in the restroom! You can't play games with the dreaded sharts!

[GeauxForIt 659]

Embarrassing to admit but first week out I sharted red Jello. Nearly passed out from fright. Fortunately I was at home and hubby was there. I have not had red Jello since and yes it was sugar free.

OMG, this post literally made me laugh so hard my side hurts!

[BigFatLoser 331]

Ok' date=' I have just read on another post that Explosive Farts, Loaded Farts is an issue after the sleeve.

WTF, I can't be Sharting Myself..... I wouldn't be able to live with it if I Sharted my self at Work.

Is this really an issue???

Did YOU Shart yourself???

Please Tell, Please, please, Please.

IMABear[/quote']

Omg I love you.

[Kim Ster 111]

Thank you for the heads up, I will be sleeved November 6th.........................This whole thread was hilarious!!!!!! I needed a good laugh.

[buckeye_girl40 203]

Omg... this thread is so hilarious !! Thanks , I needed a good laugh

[Frza 194]

I'm about 8 weeks out and it didn't happen to me. I'm certain it won't either. I only experienced loose stools while in the liquids phase. Everything is back to normal at this point.

[Sannah 258]

Sort of related to this post. A good laugh anyhow!!!!

My login was given to me via my surgeons office, DRUM ROLL PLEASE!! My log in name is SHART!!! No joke!! How did they e-mail me this with a straight face!!

I about peed my pants when I read this!!!

Shart!!!!

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[tsmyle 65]

This one made me laugh

Me too ((sniggle)).

[Rootman 1,101]

Reminds me of a poem I used to hear as a kid, although I changed it a bit to fit the subject

Now I sit here broken hearted

Tried to fart,

instead I sharted.