female only This May Be Inappropriate, Forgive Me :)

[Nina88 73]

I've learned so much reading this tread. Thank for the laugh.

[Jennifer SoFla 85]

A twinkie... lol now that I have never heard of! Well of course I have heard if the snack but in reference to a vagina. That is really funny!! however since I am a lesbian I can say I like both versions of the twinkie lol luckily one version is more cream filled than the other, or is it lmao

Growing up we called our vagina a bunny, I guess it looked like bunny ears.... I always thought I would teach my daughter this lingo but I took the boring road and call it a hoo-hoo

[Marty McSkinnystein 342]

Maybe we can win a Pussiter Prize award for this thread.

[*susan* 1,709]

Oh goodness, I am just now seeing this thread. So funny, I needed a good laugh today!

[BlackBerryJuice 349]

SICKOS. :ph34r:

Anyway, yeah, it looks way nicer now. Also, the skin in that general area, including my inner thighs, is not weird and dark from rubbing all the time anymore, that was also a bonus.

[GeauxForIt 659]

My great-grandmother called it a "mustn't touch it". I'm sure she was great fun on a date.

[Marty McSkinnystein 342]

My great-grandmother called it a "mustn't touch it". I'm sure she was great fun on a date.

Ah the irony that her great-granddaughter's name is GeauxForit.

[GeauxForIt 659]

Ah the irony that her great-granddaughter's name is GeauxForit.

Touché!!! : D

[futureskinnypants 193]

Skinny pants I want you to know I woke my wife up laughing at this post. I was lying in bed reading it and started laughing. I tried to stop but 350lbs jiggling was enough to wake her up. She was scared something was wrong with me. Lol I told her I was laughing at your hoo ha and the thought of Ben Wa Balls bouncing across the floor. She didn't see the humor at 4 am. Go Figuare.

omg thats so funny. i got the visual of the bed shaking lol cracking up. I don't think i would have seen the humor at 4am either !!!

Ah the irony that her great-granddaughter's name is GeauxForit.

LOL i started laughing out loud when i read that.

[Marty McSkinnystein 342]

Hey FutureSkinnypants, when you come to country you change name.

We stay McSkinnystein and proud we are.

[Supersweetums 1,164]

Ok, Sausage Wallet made me laugh out loud while my husband is sitting at the table. So I had to explain. He agreed that it is a good one!

So now my 2 cents worth....

A little on the saggy side, I am 121 lbs lighter than my heaviest, 81 lbs lighter since surgery. I am hoping when I get a Tummy Tuck, it will help lift that area a little, especially just above there.

AND...

Skinny Sex is AMAZING!!! WOW is all I can say. I like me some good loving, and have always enjoyed it, but now! My husband and I can just get closer, try different positions, it is awesome!!! I always used to feel my fat getting in the way, not anymore!! I really did not think of it when I was getting the surgery. I was looking forward to feeling more confident, but the way everything feels has improved too! Something to look forward to everyone!!!

[futureskinnypants 193]

Hey FutureSkinnypants, when you come to country you change name.

We stay McSkinnystein and proud we are.

huh!?!!?!? lol

[Marty McSkinnystein 342]

huh!?!!?!? lol

I was in a very silly mood.

You know..the SKINNY name... immigrants who change names...

You had to be there.

[GeauxForIt 659]

I was in a very silly mood.

You know..the SKINNY name... immigrants who change names...

You had to be there. <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

I got it!! LOL

Oh wait...does that make me crazy, too???

[Marty McSkinnystein 342]

YES <<<<(that's a happy period)