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[HeatherGurl 0]

ewww. chilidog... ewww....

I told DH about that and he always knows slang terms for ANYTHING sexual, but he didn't know that.

His exact words were "That isn't very sanitary". Totally grossed him out.

[HeatherGurl 0]

yessir, we shall loose togither. I am sipping on a HUGE milk shake right now, with french fries crunched up init...

But whi cant I loose any mo wait.?

[FunnyDuddies 6]

If I had a siggy, I would put that in there.

"That isn't very sanitary"

[dawg 0]

I've decided my work needs to give me a code to bill to for filling out my time card. I swear it takes longer to track the time I spend on a particular project than it did to do the work.

[FunnyDuddies 6]

dawg i automatically add 15-30 minutes each time I have to fill out mine. it does take a long time.

[FunnyDuddies 6]

*fwaps jp in the head* you missed all the fun yesteray. we had a good laugh here.

[HeatherGurl 0]

I've decided my work needs to give me a code to bill to for filling out my time card. I swear it takes longer to track the time I spend on a particular project than it did to do the work.

We must work for the same company.

[FunnyDuddies 6]

*starts the conga line singing*

no no no eating here tonight, no no no eating here tonight, you're on a di-et.

[dawg 0]

Woohoo!! my timecard only took 1.5 hours!!

[PhotoNut 7]

*joins the line* no eating here tonight.. no no no eating here tonight.. you on a di-et!

[FunnyDuddies 6]

there is a "d" theif on the loose. what a looser.

[Dianechef 3]

Okay, I gotta ask. Why do they call you tater salad?

[FunnyDuddies 6]

Its a line from Ron White, one of the 4 from Blue Collar Comedy Tour. One of his stories talks about when her was growing up his nickname was tater salad. His son's name...tater tot. his dog's name is just tater.

[FunnyDuddies 6]

I'm gonna strip down naked and run through the streets with a sword in one hand, a pie in the other, and a party favor horn shoved up my butt playing "yankee doodle dandy"!! Who's with me??

Film at 11.

[HappyGilmore 0]

*joins the line* no eating here tonight.. no no no eating here tonight.. you on a di-et!

Hi best friend, whatcha doin??