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NancyRN - DH and I have a lot of male friends. Some of whom I am close enough to ask certain questions of. Just to get the male viewpoint. This is what I have taken away from those conversations.

Most men love receiving oral sex. it is about 50/50 when it comes down to what is the most enjoyable about it. For 50% of them it is the pleasure without all of the work. Even masterbation for them involves work. this is just a "sit back, relax and enjoy". The othe 50% love how a woman seems to be really intent on pleasing them, ther by pleasing themselves. I think that Kare's letter explains what those of us enjoy about it, and how it can be translated into that for the guys.

As for giving oral sex to their lovers, it comes down to about 70/30. 70 love giving oral because it gets the girl off, gets them ready for sex, gets them worked up to have a really great time, and they just really enjoy doing ANYTHING to that part of the female anatomy. The other 30 percent seem to be turned off by putting their faces down there.

Just my stats that I have checked out. I am lucky because I have one of those husbands who, no matter what is going on, I could tell him that i want to give and receive, and he is upstairs in the bedroom naked before i can finish my sentence. LOL

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Holy manolos! I love reading all the responses.

The letter is amazing advice, I must print it and read it again and again until I memorize it and use it next time I'm doing it.

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Yeah, me too Paul.

In fact--even MORE me!! You're married, right? Well get your DW over here reading!!

I seriously had to stay away from this thread cuz it got me so hot n' bothered this weekend. I have simply GOT to work on getting a boyfriend... or at least a FB.*

*from Sex & the City... don't ask me if you don't get it.

:grouphug:

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I'm gone on vacation for a few days and look what I miss.........geez.

I just wanted to add my 2 cents here because I really like oral sex, both giving and receiving (and I'm fortunate enough to have a husband who's just as eager as Funny's). It's kind of the first course of a great meal, it wets your appetite (pardon the pun). For me, the pleasure is both physical and mental. I derive great pleasure from knowing that I'm giving pleasure. The moans, the curled toes, the gyrations.......they get me ready for more.

Part of great sex, any kind of sex, is giving yourself to your partner. That's intimacy. Whoever mentioned communication was right, but communication comes in many forms not just verbal. If you know a person's wants, needs, desires, etc......body language can be paramount. How the heck did I get off on this tangent? Oh, well...........

Where's the sale on Pineapples again? Thank God Hubby likes those, too.

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Kare and everyone else,

Where is that wonderful letter you posted? I want to give it to my daughter when she's ready, but I can't find it. Did the moderator delete it?

NancyRN

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I seriously had to stay away from this thread cuz it got me so hot n' bothered this weekend. I have simply GOT to work on getting a boyfriend... or at least a FB.*

*from Sex & the City... don't ask me if you don't get it.

:grouphug:

:biggrin1: *raises hand* I know what it stands for. :biggrin1:

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Kare and everyone else,

Where is that wonderful letter you posted? I want to give it to my daughter when she's ready, but I can't find it. Did the moderator delete it?

NancyRN

Page #6, post #78

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LMAO!!! I read the letter when it 1st came out and I think I read it too fast because I just read over it again and wow! Not the type of letter you want to read while sucking on a popsicle!!!!! Which I was!!!!! I found myself thinking about last night with my hubby and having flashbacks!!!!! :heh:

:grouphug:

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Now that most of us have shared how much we love 9.gif . Where are the places you enjoy doing this BESIDES THE BEDROOM? What was your favorite experience?

Mine was.. on top of the snow cap White Mountains, in NH. My husband was so turned on by this.. and he was very surprised. I just attacked him.. pulled his pants down and the.... 4.gif. It was such a romantic site. LOL Okay.. I'm not trying to make this a porno site.. It's just interesting to know how many people actually do this in public places, whether they are alone or not.

PLEASE NOTE, IF I HAVE CROSSED THE LINE.. PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I'LL DELETE THIS POST. IT'S NOT MEANT TO DISRESPECT ANYONE. IT'S MEANT TO ADD SOME MORE FUN TO THIS THREAD.

Once again,

First I flash my 7.gif and then my fat 8.gif Then I get my b.gif and my toy 5.gif . I then start and then SPLATT.... After all this.. he best help me out and do me a favor 6.gif

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Lately...for us...was just the other night when we came home and no kids were in the house. That was our first night in the house with absolutely no kids. this house anyway. and christened the hell out of it!! LOL may i just say chaise lounges are a great invention.

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Well, let's see. I've had sex in an elevator -- I was too drunk to have any sense (not recommended -- door opened while we were busy and all of us were stunned!) Also in a public garden (with people on nearby path) and just outside a deserted cemetary -- we were in college, young, horny and desperate. My favorite place was a swimming pool, again with people nearby. Having my lover initiate it and the fear of being discovered were incredibly erotic.

NancyRN

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Oooh, I forgot one. With DH in our own backyard in the sun. Wonderful, but we had screendoors and our prim and proper neighbor came calling!! All 3 of us were mortified. The fantasy of being discovered is a lot better than the reality!

NancyRN

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I enjoy the act of giving him pleasure; I love how “silky” it feels. I just hate the end product. It’s not the taste, it’s the texture of it. It feels like a mouth full of, sorry to say, snot. Good Head is great for the gag reflex and depending on how long he takes, it help with the taste. But is there anything to help with the texture? That makes me gag no matter what I use.:)

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The semen grosses me out too. Somehow it seems rude to spit, though. :eek I don't know anything to improve the texture.

NancyRN

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