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First off, let me clear something up. Men are not "fascinated" with their "winkies". Just because we have a close, personal, often intimate relationship with them does not for one second mean we are fascinated with them. Second, just as women try to stay fit or look just right for their man, I just want to make sure that my wife does not need to go "battery" shopping.

nothing wrong with batteries.......because when hub is wore out and i want to keep on going......comes in handy.......just a saying

especially if one thought i was referring to me preferring plastic to the real deal......as there is a big reason i am still married to love stud for 29+ years now..

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You guys made my morning :-)

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Hahaha CarolinaGirl said it best, "men fascinated with their winkles!" She's has a valid point!!

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Please, ya right

Let's look back and see who started this topic, shall we? :P

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Let's look back and see who started this topic, shall we? :P

I think he's being subliminal by saying, Please ya right! That means he knows what he's doing!

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Hey Guy, I'm still thinking we should create an after band, men's only, results forum. Maybe call it "Inch by Inch" or "Hard Times". Maybe Steph could be our go to gal to make sure everyone is a good FIT for such a forum.

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Is that this coming Monday? Are you going?

On the 14th. I'm planning on it.

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Alex posted the other day this site is approaching 2 million posts.... Wouldn't it be great to come from this topic! ;)

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Alex posted the other day this site is approaching 2 million posts.... Wouldn't it be great to come from this topic! ;)

"We got 2 million posts!"

"Cool! What was the 2 millionth post?"

"Ummm... a post about Steph trying to peep Guy's schmiddy at a support group"

WIN!!! :D

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Hey Guy, I'm still thinking we should create an after band, men's only, results forum. Maybe call it "Inch by Inch" or "Hard Times". Maybe Steph could be our go to gal to make sure everyone is a good FIT for such a forum.

I guess I could step up and take on that role...you know, for the benefit of my fellow banders.

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2 millionth post? Just think how awkward support group meeting will be on the 14th.

I can see it now. I walk up to Steph and jokingly say, "So you want to see my junk, huh?" Meanwhile, ALL 50 other people at support group get real quiet and stare at me like a creeper. Of course, THEN I'd follow up with, My van is just out back! Walk out hand in hand with Steph LIKE A BOSS!

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