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Should DeLarla start a Vagina thread?  

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  1. 1. Should DeLarla start a Vagina thread?

    • Yes
      24
    • No
      11


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During his stand-up days (when he was just startin SNL) we lived in the same apartment. He begged me to come in to "show me something." I walked in telling him to show me how to clean up his pigpen (what's with guys and empty pizza boxes?) Instead he dropped trow. I left shaking my head, what a dork. My roommates laughed their asses off that I fell for it, so apparently that was his thing to do back then.

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Didn't you guys watch Gray's(or is it Grey's :) ) Anatomy???!!!

It is no longer to be referred to as a vagina...:update:...it is now to be pronounced: va-jay-jay;) !!!!!

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:) Didn't you guys watch Gray's(or is it Grey's ) Anatomy???!!!

:update:

From this day forth...the word vagina will cease to exist. You will now refer to your delicate butterfly as a "va-jay-jay" or v-j-j for short.

;)

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Interesting poll topic.. I'd be interested in finding out just how many women have a vagina. I don't think that's been covered on another thread, but I'll do a search.

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Lisa ~ Thought you were gone till Monday?

:)

"There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's NO place like home" ~ Dorothy Gale, Wizard of Oz

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I have no control over what I do, Paula. I figured you knew that by now?

Meanwhile, I'm cracking up that 7 people voted that I shouldn't start a Vagina Thread. Hello? THIS IS A VAGINA THREAD! Ha Ha, joke's on you!

Meanwhile - this one goes down in LBT's Funniest #$@& of the year!

"I should call my husband's unit, Jimmy Hoffa. Been a while since I've seen him."

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Kare,

I'm taking that as a personal challenge. I, thinjen, promise to post at least one funny thing each month. And if I can't come up with anything, I'll just cut and paste the Jimmy Hoffa comment. I use humor to mask my sad, pathetic life....I've got a million of them.

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"Kare, I'm taking that as a personal challenge. I, thinjen, promise to post at least one funny thing each month. And if I can't come up with anything, I'll just cut and paste the Jimmy Hoffa comment. I use humor to mask my sad, pathetic life....I've got a million of them."

So, exactly how much are Depends? Do they come in size L (Lumberjack?)

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We started this LBT list of fun parts a long time ago... here it is again

GIRLS BOYS

Giblets One Eyed Trouser Mouse

Nooner Schnolakaupft

Punani Whammer

Coochie Pecker

Hoo-Hoo Weiner

Cooter Mangina

Ting Tang Hoo Hoo

Susie Schlong

Pootie Twig n’ Berries

Chachee Peter

NooNoo Slammer

Kitty

Poofie

Pinky

Doorbell

Po-Po

Gina

Felix

Fachina (new one)

And my favorite, Ax Wound!

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I just HAVE to know moreeeeeeeeeee about my future husbands willy. Tell me everything about Adam Sandler Delarla...I sit drooling awaiting your response haha :)

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