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OOOO Mahgod, I hear the air raid sirens going off in my head...Axe huh??? Eweeee which one? Phoenix? Dont even tell me Phoenix....lucky your in another state boy~ Hummm wheres my map????? :)

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We have this guy in law school that surfs porn during class. He sits on the front row and all of us behind him can see his computer. Anyway, I think it excites him that all of us are watching him watching them. Anyway, us chicks have decided that if he can do that during class, then we should be able to wear fun panties to school. That would even make agency fun.

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Hey Creepy Chick, I'm doing 2 Slumber Parties this weekend so I'll pay close attention to the quietest tool. When I get to they toy part, I yell, "What Time Is It?" Nobody ever gets that joke. IT'S TOOL TIME!

Hmm, should I PM the quietest toy to Porc or post it publicly... decisions, decisions.

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DeLarla,

Thanks for watching out for me! I know which ones are Water proof, I know which ones have beads in em, I know which ones have "ticklers" on em, I know which ones are compact, I know which ones are shaped like lipsticks for "convenienct and dissrete portablity"...but dammit, never heard of a quiet one. Maybe we could get together and invent one...we will need a model ~ one willing to be casted muahahahahah CrEePy ChIcK at it again~ muahahahahahah

Go ahead, post it publically...I have no shame~ Just dont getchyo self thrown off LBT~ hehehehehehehe

Okay Im going to sleep now. My mother has used a whole tube (it seems) of Ben Gay and its killing me!!! Its giving me a head ache!!!! That stuff is rank~~ EWL We should use it in the haunted house!!!

G'nite all, and have FUN at those parties this weekend girl...

I AM ANXIOUSLY AWAITING ANY SUGGESTIONS!!:eyebrows:

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