Thanksgiving Joke

HeatherGurl · November 22, 2005

This is NOT a true story about my family. I got it from someone else. But, have a good laugh with this one, anyway:

One year at Thanksgiving my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and sent her to get it. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,

my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Teresita · November 22, 2005

LMBO, that was stupid.

HeatherGurl · November 22, 2005

I know... I just couldn't resist...

Teresita · November 22, 2005

Good One I already shared it. LOL

the best me · November 22, 2005

How funny! Poor girl...that's a great trick for somone gullible like that. hahaha!!!

PamRN · November 22, 2005

LOL! I think I'm related to that poor girl's mother... I'm always pulling tricks on my best friend, and my daughters... My first thought was 'who could I get with that one' Love it!