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You know, in rereading the OP, you're being kind of gross, considering how easily I can Google your surgeon. And have you considered how she might feel if she Googles herself, or has some sort of Google Alert, and this is what she sees? How many patients does she have named Matt/Matthew? Would it be that hard to narrow down which one of her patients is openly admitting to pleasuring himself to her?

chicken nuggets/chicken tenders/boneless wings are another good way to get the fried chicken craving out of your system, since you can buy them in really small quantities from a restaurant.

I have this suit I bought to go on a cruise in September that was a shade too tight then. Today I brought it in to have it taken in and the tailor said it’s too big on me to take in. “You lost a lot of weight?” he asked. “Yes, I lost a lot of weight” I responded.

One week post-surgery and 17 pounds lost, which translates to:
- My belt needs to be pulled one more notch
- Two of my t-shirts are too stretched out and need to be given away

One week post-surgery and 17 pounds lost, which translates to:
- My belt needs to be pulled one more notch
- Two of my t-shirts are too stretched out and need to be given away

One week post-surgery and 17 pounds lost, which translates to:
- My belt needs to be pulled one more notch
- Two of my t-shirts are too stretched out and need to be given away

Usual travel stuff, fitting comfortably in a coach seat on an airplane, wrapping a hotel towel around my waist, etc. but also, a 22-year-old woman hit on me at a bar. Humblebrag, I know, but that **** didn’t happen when I was 22.
Also, to a lesser extent, I was able to walk through a crowded bar without issue. And I can’t rest my beer glass on my belly any more.

I will drink about 8 oz of soda a day at most, but try to stay clear. I swear Jarritos/Mexican Squirt/etc. have higher carbonation and make me feel worse, though.
Also, I can drink beer without any issues. A lot of beer. Though I haven't tried chugging, funneling, or shotgunning since my surgery.

My dietitian said there wasn't enough research to support the effectiveness of Patches yet, so advised against them. The only Vitamin I hated taking in pill form was Calcium, and I like the Kirkland gummies just fine.

Oh, and swim classes with my son and not having any more of a dad bod than the other dads in the class.

Usual travel stuff, fitting comfortably in a coach seat on an airplane, wrapping a hotel towel around my waist, etc. but also, a 22-year-old woman hit on me at a bar. Humblebrag, I know, but that **** didn’t happen when I was 22.
Also, to a lesser extent, I was able to walk through a crowded bar without issue. And I can’t rest my beer glass on my belly any more.

Congrats! He should be fine, the baby will be too little to affect his lifting restrictions.

Congrats! He should be fine, the baby will be too little to affect his lifting restrictions.

Oh, and swim classes with my son and not having any more of a dad bod than the other dads in the class.

Usual travel stuff, fitting comfortably in a coach seat on an airplane, wrapping a hotel towel around my waist, etc. but also, a 22-year-old woman hit on me at a bar. Humblebrag, I know, but that **** didn’t happen when I was 22.
Also, to a lesser extent, I was able to walk through a crowded bar without issue. And I can’t rest my beer glass on my belly any more.

Oh, and swim classes with my son and not having any more of a dad bod than the other dads in the class.

Usual travel stuff, fitting comfortably in a coach seat on an airplane, wrapping a hotel towel around my waist, etc. but also, a 22-year-old woman hit on me at a bar. Humblebrag, I know, but that **** didn’t happen when I was 22.
Also, to a lesser extent, I was able to walk through a crowded bar without issue. And I can’t rest my beer glass on my belly any more.

Oh, and swim classes with my son and not having any more of a dad bod than the other dads in the class.

Usual travel stuff, fitting comfortably in a coach seat on an airplane, wrapping a hotel towel around my waist, etc. but also, a 22-year-old woman hit on me at a bar. Humblebrag, I know, but that **** didn’t happen when I was 22.
Also, to a lesser extent, I was able to walk through a crowded bar without issue. And I can’t rest my beer glass on my belly any more.

Oh, and swim classes with my son and not having any more of a dad bod than the other dads in the class.

Usual travel stuff, fitting comfortably in a coach seat on an airplane, wrapping a hotel towel around my waist, etc. but also, a 22-year-old woman hit on me at a bar. Humblebrag, I know, but that **** didn’t happen when I was 22.
Also, to a lesser extent, I was able to walk through a crowded bar without issue. And I can’t rest my beer glass on my belly any more.

Oh, and swim classes with my son and not having any more of a dad bod than the other dads in the class.

Usual travel stuff, fitting comfortably in a coach seat on an airplane, wrapping a hotel towel around my waist, etc. but also, a 22-year-old woman hit on me at a bar. Humblebrag, I know, but that **** didn’t happen when I was 22.
Also, to a lesser extent, I was able to walk through a crowded bar without issue. And I can’t rest my beer glass on my belly any more.

Oh, and swim classes with my son and not having any more of a dad bod than the other dads in the class.