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highfunctioningfatman

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from ProudGrammy in 30 weeks, abnormal Glucose test   
    Gestational diabetes is common in pregnant women. It usually completely goes away after pregnancy. A common trigger is milk products and carbs especially in the morning.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from Berry78 in You might be a WLS patient when...   
    This is why I love my rectum. It has the am a ability to distinguish between a solid and a gas. I appreciate my rectums excellent decision making skills as the only time that it has failed me is when I was sick.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from Berry78 in You might be a WLS patient when...   
    When your in laws have no clue of your real size. My father in law is 5'5" and 138, he wears 31" jeans. I wear 32's and I'm fairly certain that I could do his 31s. They bought me XL lounge pants that are literally 4 inches from my nipples. If i don't wear them this high im pretty sure that a gang member will think that I'm doing an initiation because the crotch goes to my knees. On the postive side I can unbutton the fly and reach DOWN to clean out any offending bellybutton lint. I'm fairly sure that they would have bought a size small or medium for him.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from 360lyMe in Bipolar swings after weight loss   
    Hormone imbalance caused by weight loss is super common. You aren't nut balls, you're normal. You will need to adjust your meds and you'll be right as rain.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from ahasch13 in Sex   
    Played around 2 days after, took it slow and easy at day 5, going at it like rabbits on crack on day 9.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from cheneisew in You might be a WLS patient when...   
    When you become a connoisseur of cold food that started out warm...
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from Heather I in I'm struggling with muscle loss.   
    Yesterday was the two week stop that I was dreading. I've been sick since Monday and my 5 man crew is reduced to 2. There really isn't a way for me to not work.
    The good news is that I kicked ass! It was so much easier than the last time. I'm definitely going to keep up what I've been doing for the last couple of weeks. It is working well. Thanks again for all of the help!
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from sweesee in Does anyone regret surgery   
    I enjoy being out with friends. My enjoyment just doesn't involve mass quantities of food now. Yes I eat but I find that I'm more involved in the conversation than I've ever been and I feel like I get so much more out of the time that I've spent.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from sweesee in Does anyone regret surgery   
    My regret is not getting it done sooner.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from ahasch13 in Sex   
    Played around 2 days after, took it slow and easy at day 5, going at it like rabbits on crack on day 9.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from Who'sThere in Ta ta!   
    Well you guys it was OK while it lasted. I had posts on my surgery in Mexico completely disappear from here. I can only assume that because it didn't support this site that it was removed. This truly upset me.
    I'm also on Obesity Help but I don't care for the format. After today's incident, I'm done here.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from katkathryn in Stupid Question, but oh well, I'll still ask...   
    1. No
    2. No
    3. Most likely
    4. Nope!
    Yes I'll admit that I snickered! You are over thinking this a bit. If it can be mashed with a fork and it goes through then you are good to go.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from Who'sThere in Ta ta!   
    Well you guys it was OK while it lasted. I had posts on my surgery in Mexico completely disappear from here. I can only assume that because it didn't support this site that it was removed. This truly upset me.
    I'm also on Obesity Help but I don't care for the format. After today's incident, I'm done here.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from ahasch13 in Sex   
    Played around 2 days after, took it slow and easy at day 5, going at it like rabbits on crack on day 9.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from katkathryn in Stupid Question, but oh well, I'll still ask...   
    1. No
    2. No
    3. Most likely
    4. Nope!
    Yes I'll admit that I snickered! You are over thinking this a bit. If it can be mashed with a fork and it goes through then you are good to go.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from katkathryn in Stupid Question, but oh well, I'll still ask...   
    1. No
    2. No
    3. Most likely
    4. Nope!
    Yes I'll admit that I snickered! You are over thinking this a bit. If it can be mashed with a fork and it goes through then you are good to go.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from katkathryn in Stupid Question, but oh well, I'll still ask...   
    1. No
    2. No
    3. Most likely
    4. Nope!
    Yes I'll admit that I snickered! You are over thinking this a bit. If it can be mashed with a fork and it goes through then you are good to go.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from katkathryn in Stupid Question, but oh well, I'll still ask...   
    1. No
    2. No
    3. Most likely
    4. Nope!
    Yes I'll admit that I snickered! You are over thinking this a bit. If it can be mashed with a fork and it goes through then you are good to go.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from katkathryn in Stupid Question, but oh well, I'll still ask...   
    1. No
    2. No
    3. Most likely
    4. Nope!
    Yes I'll admit that I snickered! You are over thinking this a bit. If it can be mashed with a fork and it goes through then you are good to go.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from katkathryn in Stupid Question, but oh well, I'll still ask...   
    1. No
    2. No
    3. Most likely
    4. Nope!
    Yes I'll admit that I snickered! You are over thinking this a bit. If it can be mashed with a fork and it goes through then you are good to go.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from katkathryn in Stupid Question, but oh well, I'll still ask...   
    1. No
    2. No
    3. Most likely
    4. Nope!
    Yes I'll admit that I snickered! You are over thinking this a bit. If it can be mashed with a fork and it goes through then you are good to go.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from katkathryn in Stupid Question, but oh well, I'll still ask...   
    1. No
    2. No
    3. Most likely
    4. Nope!
    Yes I'll admit that I snickered! You are over thinking this a bit. If it can be mashed with a fork and it goes through then you are good to go.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from ahasch13 in Sex   
    Played around 2 days after, took it slow and easy at day 5, going at it like rabbits on crack on day 9.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from katkathryn in Stupid Question, but oh well, I'll still ask...   
    1. No
    2. No
    3. Most likely
    4. Nope!
    Yes I'll admit that I snickered! You are over thinking this a bit. If it can be mashed with a fork and it goes through then you are good to go.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from katkathryn in Stupid Question, but oh well, I'll still ask...   
    1. No
    2. No
    3. Most likely
    4. Nope!
    Yes I'll admit that I snickered! You are over thinking this a bit. If it can be mashed with a fork and it goes through then you are good to go.

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