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highfunctioningfatman

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from ProudGrammy in 30 weeks, abnormal Glucose test   
    Gestational diabetes is common in pregnant women. It usually completely goes away after pregnancy. A common trigger is milk products and carbs especially in the morning.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from pharlow in LittleBill's Ring of Fire Chili   
    I will trust your judgment and do the can of gonzo beans... Thanks for the recipe!
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from logicwand in Before and After Pics   
    I couldn't have said it better! I showed this picture to my wife and she swore that he was two different people at first.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from Seahawks Fan in Boobs! [emoji523]   
    Yes, you have my attention!
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from Mama V in Sex is fun!   
    We are quite sexually adventurous. My weight has a degree in psychology and studied abnormal sexualality. We aren't out there and we don't do multiple partners but we'very tried a lot of what she studied. Think of the kamasutra for modern day. I swear that I'm a thesis paper.
    Anyway fast forward to last night. We are having fun with my weight loss. We set sex goals together which keeps me going and excited about the next goal. It was unexpected but I now wear 32 jeans so we had to come up with a reward. This is our first food reward.

    Mix PB2 with sugar-free Hershey Syrup and apply to your partner. Then lick it off! 52.5 calories, 7.5 carbs, 1.5 fat, 5 Protein Of one of the best Desserts that you will ever have!
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from PAstudent in From start to finish   
    About 3 seconds. So much easier being self pay! No headaches.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from TheNewMrsR in I'm calling BS   
    That is a perfect start!
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from CamillaSappho in Halo Top ice cream   
    I have to apologize to @kris2100. I had no intention of this going the way that it did. I had no desire to have this be bashing. I'm sorry for the way the thread headed.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from colleen 5595 in 361 Days Later: My Story   
    This is awesome! I'd missed your story previously. Congratulations!
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from stephrpatt in Twinkie Twit   
    Shortly after we bought our house we had a run in with the neighbors across the street. They would play music insanely loud starting around 10pm and it would wake up my 5 month old son. I asked nicely 3 different times for them to stop. When the didn't comply my wife unloaded about 150 rounds of ammo into an embankment alongside our house. My wife stood there with a still smoking barrel and said if they ever woke my son again that they would never see the light of day again. The moral of the story is don't piss off momma!
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from sunshinekel in I Want To See Before & After Pics! (Cont'd)   
    You stay on your side of the country and I will keep my wife blindfolded, ears plugged and tied up on this side of the country!
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from PAstudent in From start to finish   
    About 3 seconds. So much easier being self pay! No headaches.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from PAstudent in From start to finish   
    About 3 seconds. So much easier being self pay! No headaches.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from lf1227 in She spoils me!   
    Let's see if I recall enough about kosher eating. meats and dairy are supposed to be separated from other and pigs have cloved feet but they don't chew cud. Nope not kosher! Bariatric kosher though, as I recall it is Protein first so... Beef, yep. Shrimp, yep. Bacon, yep. Cream cheese, yep. Rosemary, nope. Lime juice, nope. The yeppers have it for the bariatric kosher win!
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from foevlo in He is gone!   
    Well you guys it was OK while it lasted. I had posts on my surgery in Mexico completely disappear from here. I can only assume that because it didn't support this site that it was removed. This truly upset me.
    I'm also on Obesity Help but I don't care for the format. After today's incident, I'm done here.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from LilEngine in What was your defining moment?   
    My wife had to go in for brain surgery in April and I couldn't stay with her because my blood pressure spiked while I was sick. The Dr made me promise to take a blood pressure pill before leaving the pharmacy and call him in the morning to let him know that I was still alive. My blood pressure was 222/111. I couldn't get my blood pressure under 160/110 without meds afterwards. Now it is 110-120/80-85.

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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from PAstudent in From start to finish   
    About 3 seconds. So much easier being self pay! No headaches.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from PAstudent in From start to finish   
    About 3 seconds. So much easier being self pay! No headaches.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from PAstudent in From start to finish   
    About 3 seconds. So much easier being self pay! No headaches.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from dvmp61 in Water causing stomach pain   
    My stomach tightens up and feels like it is cramping.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from dvmp61 in Water causing stomach pain   
    Same problem over 3 months out. I mix Powerade Zero 50/50 with Water.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from ProudGrammy in Sex   
    Played around 2 days after, took it slow and easy at day 5, going at it like rabbits on crack on day 9.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from Missymayor in Goal weight with updated picture!   
    You look amazing! Congrats!
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from sleevedviolet in Sex after Gastric Sleeve..   
    We played around on day 2, took it slow and easy on day 5 and day 8 or 9 was like teenagers in the back of a mustang but without the mustang.
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    highfunctioningfatman got a reaction from ProudGrammy in 30 weeks, abnormal Glucose test   
    Gestational diabetes is common in pregnant women. It usually completely goes away after pregnancy. A common trigger is milk products and carbs especially in the morning.
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