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highfunctioningfatman

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  1. The push to onederland begins again. I'm doing the Tony Garza six week fat loss challenge. If I lose 20 pounds, it's free. If I fall short, it's $350. I'm two years out, and I need a new challenge.

  2. The push to onederland begins again. I'm doing the Tony Garza six week fat loss challenge. If I lose 20 pounds, it's free. If I fall short, it's $350. I'm two years out, and I need a new challenge.

    1. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      I didn't know who he was so I googled him and came up with a lawyer. He will make your wallet $350 lighter!

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  3. Some special snowflakes around here, for sure.

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      highfunctioningfatman

      @WLSResources/ClothingExch

      I'm fairly certain that you are completely out in left field on this one. I'm quite confident that @LipstickLady is talking about the excessive levels of breakfast cereals around here lately. We have more than enough fruits, nuts and flakes to go around.

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  4. A three week stall broke! I dropped four pounds in the last four days. :D

    1. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      As much as I hate to say this I went slightly off track a couple of days ago when I got sick and I had chicken noodle soup. I don't know if was just a coincidence or if the carb cycling broke my stall but I have dropped like a rock since.

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  5. Now that the holidays are over, I may actually have a chance to eat, sleep, and shower. Maybe I'll even have a few moments to surf the internet and see how you BPers are doing. :) In the meantime, I made a side by side by side comparison of 2.5 years ago vs. last year this time vs. tonight, for anyone who would like to see what 450 pounds--->300 pounds--->180 pounds looks like. :) Here it is! http://imgur.com/a/dKzJG I am now 16.5 months post RNY. Who knows what 2017 will bring?!

    1. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      Awesome! One thing I really found interesting is that the spread of the wings on your tattoo is obviously narrowed. Congrats on your journey!

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  6. When one who arguably is the worst candidate ever for WLS comes along, does one respond gently yet clearly or does one run as fast and as far as one's little legs will take her?

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      highfunctioningfatman

      If that person is looking for help, stand. Otherwise run Forrest run!

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  7. A new pair of boots just arrived for my employee. I took them out of the box, filled the box with random trash and put my worn out slippers in. I can't wait for him to open them!

    1. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      As usual. I get told to either go into a corner or play in the street.

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  8. A new pair of boots just arrived for my employee. I took them out of the box, filled the box with random trash and put my worn out slippers in. I can't wait for him to open them!

    1. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      @WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Are you suggesting that I shouldn't have have the sugar free jam that he offered for my cottage cheese? Perhaps it may have been toe jam?

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  9. Enter How I'd Spend $10,000 Contest for a chance to #win $500.00 in points! #contests https://t.co/fcIwy3OTai via @SYWSweeps

  10. A new pair of boots just arrived for my employee. I took them out of the box, filled the box with random trash and put my worn out slippers in. I can't wait for him to open them!

  11. Normally I hate trying on clothes, but these 42s are falling off my ass and the belt has no more virgin holes to plug... Gotta find some jeans that fit tonight!

  12. Today I weigh less than the weight I lied about on my last driver's license . LOL!!

  13. Today I weigh less than the weight I lied about on my last driver's license . LOL!!

    1. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      Mine has said 285 since I was 20. I lied then by about 20 pounds.

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  14. Took in an additional 3 inches on 4 of my pants. This is the 3rd time I have taken in these pants. I still haven't bought anything new except for my Christmas shirt which was a 3x down from a 10X. Have no idea what size pants I am in now. However seeing these smaller sizes really feels great!

  15. Punctuation, grammar, clarity. Is it too much to ask for?

  16. Made a personal goal to lose 75 by Christmas. Beat the goal by 2 pounds! So proud of myself.. now on to the next goal- ONDERLAND!

  17. I am wearing a body on dress with just control top tights and a bra today. Not being stuffed into shapewear and still looking sleek is huge deal for me!

  18. Just checking in -- 6 months post-op and down 105lbs! <3

  19. Just checking in -- 6 months post-op and down 105lbs! <3

  20. Just checking in -- 6 months post-op and down 105lbs! <3

    1. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      Your after photo and member photo... Are you really 225 like your stats show? You look great and honestly you're freakin cute!

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  21. I love seeing the newly post op encouraging other newly post op to make questionable choices.

  22. Yep got a kid. I'm up late wrapping gifts.

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      highfunctioningfatman

      I gave up on wrapping one year. I set up a couple of pieces of wood and spray painted all of them with engine enamel. Chrysler red, Chevy orange, Ford blue... I slapped some bows on them and called it good.

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  23. So according to my scale I am up 7 pounds today. Except that is scientifically impossible. I have had the calories for that kind of gain. I haven't been over my calories, my activity is the same or higher. Oh right, that time of the month. This is why tracking all your food a day weighing yourself all the time is important. You can prevent freak outs by keeping a log.

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      highfunctioningfatman

      Fortunately I'm externally plumbed so I don't have have the same issues as those with internal plumbing but water retention happens to all of us. I too am up a little bit and I have been since I changed up my eating and exercise habits to get more protein. Even my measurements are up slightly in the areas that I'm most sore. Water weight sucks but at least it is just water.

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  24. Y'all. I'm seriously amused.

    1. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      Let her go have her pizza and buffalo chicken that she mentioned in her other posts. Looking at those posts she appears to be dehydrated so her weight loss is mostly water weight. Let her celebrate when she is at goal for multiple years. Something tells me that will never happen with her attitude.

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  25. New avatar sporting my new chapeau

    1. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      Wow! You look much younger in that picture. Of course you also look like you could be wearing Bermuda shorts, black socks and flip flops.

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