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I know for a fact that someone has had sex on the lunchroom table. Picture food on that...
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Deviled egg ideas?
highfunctioningfatman replied to LibrarianBecky's topic in Post-op Diets and Questions
My secret to deviled eggs is to pickle them first then take hidden valley spicy ranch dressing packet and mix it with Greek yogurt, sweet pickle relish and the yolks. -
Deviled egg ideas?
highfunctioningfatman replied to LibrarianBecky's topic in Post-op Diets and Questions
There you go again making me hungry with your seafood! -
Do I really need a passport?
highfunctioningfatman replied to WitchySar's topic in Mexico & Self-Pay Weight Loss Surgery
My boss had the surgery last August. I never saw her as a big woman. She is one of those women who looked beautiful with her curves. We were talking on Friday and she mentioned that she keeps getting the full pat down going through security at every airport in the last couple months and she thinks that it is because she looks nothing like her driver's license. It was issued last July and OMG she looks like a completely different person. -
When do you get on the scale again?
highfunctioningfatman replied to CaliGirl77's topic in General Weight Loss Surgery Discussions
That will never happen to me again. My weight will not define me. I don't need a label. The only time it will be taken is when my medical card has to be renewed every 2 years. It isn't done by my doctor or paid for by my insurance company. In fact my Dr can take his blood pressure cuff and stick it squarely up his pooper. My blood pressure is fine everywhere but in his office. -
My food is often imitated, never duplicated including by me!
highfunctioningfatman posted a topic in Food and Nutrition
I have always had the ability to scrounge something up out of just about nothing. Tonight was no exception. I made a steak salad with a Mexican flair. I dug through the refrigerator I made up a substitute for sour cream using yogurt, adobo Chiles and God only knows what kind of salsa I found buried in the back of the fridge. It was much hotter than I intended to be but it wasn't half bad. I don't believe that this was such a good idea and apparently neither does my body based upon the horrible stench that is erupting out of my rear end on a semi-regular basis. -
My food is often imitated, never duplicated including by me!
highfunctioningfatman replied to highfunctioningfatman's topic in Food and Nutrition
I have a house guest rule. When they get there they get a roll of toilet paper. When it is gone, they are gone. If I like you then we don't serve spicy Mexican food. If I don't then we "celebrate beans and my infamous pickled deviled eggs". -
My food is often imitated, never duplicated including by me!
highfunctioningfatman replied to highfunctioningfatman's topic in Food and Nutrition
Make that an EXTREMELY regular basis. Now my beautiful wife is laying next to me sleeping soundly and is completely oblivious to the fact that she sounds like she is operating a Fairbanks Morse hit and miss engine. My eyes are watering and my nostrils are burning. Even the dog left the room. -
What are you looking forward to?
highfunctioningfatman replied to hollybower's topic in PRE-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
Today's fat man reminder of my gravity on earth. Walking across gravel and round rock while wearing flip flops, OUCH! I'm looking forward to loosing 100+ pounds of damn this sucks. -
Skin skin skin....
highfunctioningfatman replied to treblecutie23's topic in Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery
Ditto on the deodorant comment above.Like every other amazing female killing it in the gym....I don't sweat, I glisten. LOL But yes, thank you deodorant and dry fit! I told my wife about your "glisten" comment because she worked out at the gym today. This is a direct quote from my wonderful, beautiful wife. "I worked out so hard today that I sweat more than a prostitute in front of a preacher on confession day ". Apparently she doesn't glisten lol! -
Skin skin skin....
highfunctioningfatman replied to treblecutie23's topic in Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery
Congratulations! Can I just tell you how much I like your forum name. High functioning fat man. Spectacular. Why thank you! -
Tastes changing
highfunctioningfatman replied to charley27's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
I'm going to miss saffron rice -
Skin skin skin....
highfunctioningfatman replied to treblecutie23's topic in Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery
I wish multi quote worked on my phone... -
Skin skin skin....
highfunctioningfatman replied to treblecutie23's topic in Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery
LOL @ "pirdy" lady bits! Also... A friend helps you move, a REAL friend helps you move bodies. I have a truck and a tarp to go.with your shovel and flash light. -
Skin skin skin....
highfunctioningfatman replied to treblecutie23's topic in Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery
Ditto on the deodorant comment above. -
Skin skin skin....
highfunctioningfatman replied to treblecutie23's topic in Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery
Old spice high endurance on the skin folds. Try it! -
Skin skin skin....
highfunctioningfatman replied to treblecutie23's topic in Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery
Congratulations! -
Wild Passionate Screaming "Monkey Love"
highfunctioningfatman replied to 4MRB4PHOTO's topic in General Weight Loss Surgery Discussions
Only if it is low carb plywood covered with premier protein powder and dipped in unjury chicken broth. -
Wild Passionate Screaming "Monkey Love"
highfunctioningfatman replied to 4MRB4PHOTO's topic in General Weight Loss Surgery Discussions
You suck. -
No More CPAP?
highfunctioningfatman replied to cseidman's topic in General Weight Loss Surgery Discussions
At least do yourself a favor and request an overnight oximetry. It won't count your AHI but it will see the desaturation. With sleep apnea you will see the correlation between your heart rate and your desaturations. The pattern will look like a saw if you still have sleep apnea. It is a cheap test and you do it overnight while you sleep. FYI. The standard for somebody to need supplemental oxygen is 88% or lower for more than 5 minutes of the night. Your brain uses approximately 30% of the oxygen that you intake. It's one of those things you want to make sure you do it right. -
Somehow my family doesn't worry about strange noises... Our front yard. At the range. A day of fun Up in the woods. Teaching my boy to count and the metric system at the same time. My sweetie with my then new .38 special. Strange noises don't seem to bother us...
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Mexico Sleevers?
highfunctioningfatman replied to Kindra11's topic in PRE-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
I should also mention that I am scheduled August 29th and Tijuana as well just with a different surgeon. -
My favorite lyrics can be found in garages, on the street, on the drag strip, a circle track... you get the idea. If it's 8 cylinders, loud and has lots of horsepower it is playing my favorite song. I literally just took this photo a couple of minutes ago as I was walking out of my office. This is the shirt that I was wearing under my work shirt. Although I probably shouldn't admit this I do love the song of two lovely cylinders as well. This is not my bike, mine is currently broken :-( I did however "borrow" this bike yesterday from my coworker after he went home. I took it up a nice twisty road and had a lot of fun while getting it over a hundred plus miles an hour multiple times. I'm not always the brightest one. Damn horsepower! It is addictive...
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Mexico Sleevers?
highfunctioningfatman replied to Kindra11's topic in PRE-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
I hate to be a Debbie Downer but you really need to search his name on Google. He has a horrible reputation as of late. Including deaths. -
Summer time
highfunctioningfatman commented on BayougirlMrsS's gallery image in Before and After Lap Band Photos
I have to admit that I saw a picture of you in a bikini at the bottom of a page and thought no way was this girl ever overweight. I checked out your albums and I looked at your before pictures and thought that you were cute but still couldn't picture you loosing like you did. I read some of your posts and saw some of your journey. I came back to the gallery and looked at some of your final pictures. I have to say... damn girl, you got hot! Congratulations!