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funky_monkey800

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    funky_monkey800 reacted to GreenTealael in Confessional - Lets post our cheats/confessions/etc so others can see that we are all human   
    I'm going to need someone to create a thread on how to cheat better... I need some tips lol

    VSG2017 HW 249 SW 238 CW 167


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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Julie norton in Calling all vets- where are you   
    Just a few banders post these days. Happy to see them!! Nice positive posts.
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from GreenTealael in Confessional - Lets post our cheats/confessions/etc so others can see that we are all human   
    So im usually pretty good with my food choices. But i am human.
    Here goes....my drug of choice? Reeses Peanut Butter cups...not the regular. The white chocolate. OMG....delicious
    I keep a secret stash, downstairs in the freezer....😋

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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from GreenTealael in Confessional - Lets post our cheats/confessions/etc so others can see that we are all human   
    So im usually pretty good with my food choices. But i am human.
    Here goes....my drug of choice? Reeses Peanut Butter cups...not the regular. The white chocolate. OMG....delicious
    I keep a secret stash, downstairs in the freezer....😋

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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Julie norton in Calling all vets- where are you   
    I stop by every now and then! 😁
    Weight has been holding steady and doing fine....it just seems like life gets so busy! And i've noticed not many banders left
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Frustr8 in Body Dysmorphia   
    Im so sorry! And you know its never too late to be happy! I hope things are better for you!
    And i agree! Cool to live & lose weight!♡
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Frustr8 in Body Dysmorphia   
    I totally relate....with all of this. I see old pictures of myself and it freaks me out. I look so huge next to my husband and it will make me sad. I didnt realize how big i actually was. And not once did he ever say a word about getting bigger or gaining weight. Even now i have body issues....when i work out all i see is flabby skin. Even though i am pretty fit. And i see muscle definition. im always getting clothes that are way too big, and i still get nervous trying on clothes in a store...
    Maybe it just takes some time for our minds to catch up.
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Creekimp13 in Saw something crazy in a dressing room yesterday   
    I don't have huge mirrors at my house, and was a little shocked by something new I saw in a dressing room yesterday...
    Dressing rooms are really the only time I get that full view, you know? With the extra mirrors that show you your body all the way around.
    So yesterday I was changing clothes and went...holy crap....MY BACK FAT!
    LOL!
    My back fat...all the weird little extra ripples, the bra bulge...the icky little segements that made my back resemble a roly poly insect....are GONE!
    My back is looking all sleek and shite:) Like, with a nice dip in the middle and shoulder bones and everything. It is a damned fine looking back!
    I've been looking at my lumpy front....which, don't get me wrong...has improved significantly...but I've got a little extra skin (looks better than expected!)...but still, it never occurred to me to check out the back.
    So yeah...that made my day. Still makes me smile.
    When I go to the fat lady prom this fall (they don't call it that...it's a formal wear celebration event put on by my surgeon's group...where we walk a cat walk and get to Celebrate our skinnier hotness..LOL), I might have to consider something backless:)
    Looking forward to the extravaganza!
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to nourishing heather in Saw something crazy in a dressing room yesterday   
    My target outfits are about as fancy as I get, lol!
    I love this NSV!!! I can't wait to say goodbye to my lumpy back fat. Maybe I'll throw it a funeral. JK - BYE FELICIA!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from clsumrall in Should I be offended?!   
    That is one of my all time fav songs.🤣🤣🤣...
    And if you are going to get into weight lifting, and be serious about it, be prepared for a lot of people who act like him....
    Things people have told me-
    Dont get too big, you dont want to look like a man
    Women shouldnt lift weights
    You like to lift weights? Gross
    The things people say that make it totally worth it?
    My daughter-mom, flex for *** show her your muscles
    Wow i didnt realize you were so strong
    I bet you could kick my ass!
    😉
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from clsumrall in Should I be offended?!   
    I love all the replies and advice!...i love that you all are so level headed....my mouth would have probably gotten me into trouble. 😁i find the older i get, the more i speak my mind.
    But i get it....dont let him bother you.
    You came to him for weight loss surgery, not lifting, bulking/cutting advice. 😎

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    funky_monkey800 reacted to TxAlpha06 in Should I be offended?!   
    I like women with muscles......
    Big thighs......
    Round butts......
    Guess I'm weird.....
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to clsumrall in Should I be offended?!   
    Remember that song. “ I love big butts I cannot lie. “. Can’t get it out of my head. LOL
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from clsumrall in Should I be offended?!   
    I love all the replies and advice!...i love that you all are so level headed....my mouth would have probably gotten me into trouble. 😁i find the older i get, the more i speak my mind.
    But i get it....dont let him bother you.
    You came to him for weight loss surgery, not lifting, bulking/cutting advice. 😎

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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from clsumrall in Should I be offended?!   
    I love all the replies and advice!...i love that you all are so level headed....my mouth would have probably gotten me into trouble. 😁i find the older i get, the more i speak my mind.
    But i get it....dont let him bother you.
    You came to him for weight loss surgery, not lifting, bulking/cutting advice. 😎

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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from jfc193 in Disappearing lapbanders   
    Man, there are only a hand full of us left...

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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from jfc193 in Disappearing lapbanders   
    Man, there are only a hand full of us left...

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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from LadyT150 in Disappearing lapbanders   
    10/2014 was my band surgery...from 250 to 136.
    So far so good....knock on wood 😉 I eat a ton of Protein, drink lots of Water and exercise everyday.
    Some things took a while to learn, can usually not eat till afternoon. Gotta chew....a lot. And nothing to drink with my meal.
    But all in all I wouldn't change anything

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