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built2livenotexist

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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  1. Woke up in Onederland!! Haven't had a 1 as the 1st number of my weight in over 12 years!!!

    1. ProudGrammy

      ProudGrammy

      63 lbs down!!! ondederland keep up the good work

      congrats kathy

    2. Packerfan61964

      Packerfan61964

      that is AWESOME news!!!!!

  2. NSV alert. Just tried on a size 16 dress for an upcoming speaking engagement....it fit!

  3. Haven't seen this number in years!

    1. Packerfan61964

      Packerfan61964

      Isn't it so awesome!!!!

  4. She says "wow, you're really losing weight! you're not as wide ..." I say " Expletive you, you expletive expletive."

    1. Jordan861

      Jordan861

      Don't let the haters win... Often our friends are the most cruel. I had someone tell me "you know losing alot of weight makes you look old" I liked the way you looked before.... all I said was yeah fat people make pretty corpses..... just think on your feet... say yeah my ass is almost as narrow as your mind, or as small as your pea brain..... Stay in the journey and kick the haters off the train....

    2. maggie0210

      maggie0210

      Some people just get jealous. Especially if they are overweight. Just remember that you are now healthier and thinner than them, so they can't handle that. Continued success, and ignore the rude remarks. Or be rude back!

  5. Survived the Thanksgiving meal. And by that I mean, I didn't drop kick any of my family members

    1. BeagleLover

      BeagleLover

      I like that.... a low bar! Funny!

  6. Mother. freakin'. STALL.

    1. Beni

      Beni

      Tell me about it - 5 days now and I am only 2 1/2 weeks past RNY

    2. built2livenotexist

      built2livenotexist

      We're in it together then!

  7. And I was like, why are you so obsessed with me?....originally sung by Mariah Carey; cover version being sung by my scale.

  8. had my first creamy soup and my tummy said, Ummm...no.

    1. ms.mitchell39

      ms.mitchell39

      awe it will get better with time

    2. BladeFox

      BladeFox

      Funny! Hope it will begin to say ummmm...yes, soon!

    3. Ready 4 Changes

      Ready 4 Changes

      Tomato was a little too rich for me, however cream of potato worked well. I could only eat about three table spoons.. but the texture and warmth were a nice change from the protein shakes. Try other soups... you will find one that works :)

  9. Protein tastes like what I assume poop tastes like.

    1. TheRealMeIsHere!

      TheRealMeIsHere!

      Try different brands. EAS AdvatEdge RTD is good as well as Pure Protein and Designer whey. A lot of people like Nectar and Isopure Zero Carb. There are also many recipes that use the powders, pancakes, muffins, cookies, breads, cheesecakes................

  10. It's 86 degrees where I currently am; it'll be 45 degrees when my flight lands..... I'd like to speak to a manager please.

    1. Hjbjoan

      Hjbjoan

      Just wondering if u could help me. I need to know your doctor name & contact info. having troubles in Canada getting a doctor. Wish u the best on your progress.

    2. finediva

      finediva

      Hahahaha, hella funny! Have a great recovery.

    3. LAG50
  11. At this point, burping is orgasmic# 3 days out

    1. Judyr

      Judyr

      Passing gas was the best thing ever 3 days post op.

       

  12. Beach front balcony baby!

  13. Ice chips......I love you so much

  14. Morphine is King.

    1. LAG50

      LAG50

      Hahaha....your title caught my eye....lololol. I don't have my calendar in front of me, but it looks like today or yesterday was your surgery date. CONGRATS! And, yes Morphine is King...lol. I was sleeved on 10/20 and am home now. I loved my self-serve button, and while I could probably do okay with extra strength Tylenol now - why waste the good stuff....lol. be strong; do well.

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