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Dianechef

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    Gone For Good Club - September 2006

    Okay guys, I haven't been here for awhile... I'm not really feelin' the love anymore. Heather, I think it's great that you're taking on the GFG club in P'Nut's absence. With all the craziness that has happened & then how it ended - it just isn't the same on this board. When the last person was banned, it really made a big difference. She was so motivating & a great cheerleader to everyone. Are you all just kinda pushing yourself forward & putting on the happy face or am I am the only one who feels this way? Funnyduddies is gone too & I've noticed that there's a lot who aren't posting anymore. Maybe it will take some time... I don't know. Just thought I would post my feelings. :straight
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    Colon Blow anyone?!?

    Okay, this is for real. Funnyduddies was telling us all that she recently did a colon blow. I just ordered the stuff & can't wait for it to come in. :rolleyes I have heard that cleaning out the colon is the best thing you can do to jump start your weight loss. I have been on a plateau for 7 weeks now & I am sick of it!! I've been told by a naturepath (sp?) that the sludge that's hiding in my colon is what's keeping me from losing the weight. So, I'm gonna clean out the "crap" & see how it goes. Anyone want to join me? Go to www.colonblow.com to order your stuff. I'll report back to let you know how it all comes out!! HA!! LITERALLY!!! :biggrin1: :biggrin1: Hey Funny, you are welcome to jump in here at any time. Tell us all about your experience!!!
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    I am Just a SeaMonkey

    What?!?!?! I don't know any of these shows. I grew up with the Smurfs. They were my favorite. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la la! How old are all of you anyway?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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    6 month bandiversary

    Any pictures!?!?! We LOVE pictures!!!!! :huggie: :scared:
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    Colon Blow anyone?!?

    I am so bummed!! The UPS man just drove up with a package & I ran outside to meet him because I thought he was bringing my Colon Blow!! When I opened the package, it wasn't it it!! CRAP!!! (hee, hee) This means I have to wait until Monday to get it. Wait, .......Monday is a holiday!! DOUBLE CRAP!! Funnyduddies, I agree, Poop Train Conductor is an appropriate title for you!! What do you think!? By the way, how DID it all come out?!?! Anything you'd like to share with us poopers?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???! :biggrin1: :huggie: :biggrin1: :scared:
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    6 month bandiversary

    I love posts like this!! Congratulations!! 103 is off the charts. I would LOVE to know any tips you could share. Do you just not have an appetite anymore? What is it?!?!
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    Put Up Or Shut Up

    Okay, I'm geting it here....Your second personality you consider to be a co-worker? So, why doesn't she have a name?!?!
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    Put Up Or Shut Up

    Thank you for the perfect example nothanks!! Great timing!! Right on cue!!
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    Put Up Or Shut Up

    What "being banned" means: No longer using your "real" personality & finding one of your other ones to log on & come back with a vengeance. :heh:
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    Thread Killers

    Okay, I gotta ask. Why do they call you tater salad?
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    Put Up Or Shut Up

    I'm willing to bet that pSusan was Delarla.
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    Colon Blow anyone?!?

    From what I've been told, what's building up in your colon, isn't just crap. Apparently, there are toxins or "sludge" that builds up & when you clean it out, things just work better. I was looking into having colonics done, but it can be so expensive. I figured this would be a much cheaper way to take care of it. My doctor says there is no problems with doing this. What I've heard from others is that this is not a laxative & there are no emberassing explosions. It just cleans out the stuff that doesn't need to be in there. Your poop is just "different" then normal. Just in case anybody is wondering, I am having no problems Healthwise at all. I feel great & do not have problems being "regular." I just need a little jump start to kick my weight loss into gear. I have heard this could possibly help. We'll see!!! Once it comes in, I will let you know the instructions of how to use it & try to be as discreet as I can about how it's workin'.
  13. I'm in for September!!! After my Colon Blow, I have a feeling this weight is coming off. My current weight is 197. I want to get to 187 this month. I CAN DO THIS!! La Madam - I have always admired you & looked up to you from the very day I joined this group. You are a true inspiration. Glad you joined!!
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    Put Up Or Shut Up

    Dody, that picture wasn't her grandson. It was a joke.
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    Colon Blow anyone?!?

    ROFL!! :clap2:
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    Thread Killers

    Okay, I am now grossed out. I had no clue what a chili dog was. Is this for real?!?!?!?!?!???! You mean people really do this? Wouldn't this really.......stink?!?!? :faint:
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    Post op help from spouse??

    If you have kids, you will need help with them. You won't be able to pick them up for a week or so. Other then that, you should be fine all on your own. Just take it easy.
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    Thread Killers

    Yep, there's chocolate in here. Can you smell it??!?!?!?!?!??!
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    Thread Killers

    Hey, have you heard of chocolate martinis?!?!
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    Locking Threads????

    LOL!!!!! Glad I helped you learn a thing or two about what NOT to do. :faint: By the way Susan4794, you were right on in your post that was locked!! YOU GO GIRL!!!
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    Thread Killers

    Luna - I'll be right over!!
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    Thread Killers

    Hey Funny, did you see the Triple D's in my avatar?! Now I have 3 D's you can borrow for when you lose yours.
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    Thread Killers

    Luna, you crack me up!! Rumors!!!!!! Do you need some chocolate too?!?
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    Locking Threads????

    Wow Donna!! I'm sure those blah, blah, blah's were well worth the time. They added soo much to your post. LOVED UM!! You are so right on!!
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    Thread Killers

    How about chocolate? I handful of M&M's sounds good right now. Actually, pass me a whole damn chocolate bar!!

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