Canary Diamond

I do believe it's true/That there are roads left in both of our shoes

Achy, bloated, pissy, cynical - won't you be my friend?

Please address all birthday wishes to my publicist.

Keep your god OUT of my sleeve! Unless he tastes like gulab jamun and has 30g of protein.

I'm bringing sexy back, for a refund.

Dry heave ho

Holy libido, Batman! Fine, Robin can watch.

Just crossed the border into Onderland! Hope the natives are friendly...

No milk today.

A gassy crab.