Anal Sex Concern

[Raynbolite 302]

Omg...I am laughing my ass off at these stories...you guys have made my day brighter...and I learned some great info! What more can I ask for!

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[OutsideMatchInside 10,166]

@@Who'sThere

If I was going to give you any advice, I would say just wait untl 3 months, probably 6 months post-op. It takes a while to learn your new body and how it works and it takes a while for your bowels to regulate.

All the sex is more fun when you lose weight, so enjoy that, lol.

[MaryCatherine 173]

My surgeon says if you can't wait until you get home from the hospital, to please lock the door.

[BayougirlMrsS 3,933]

@@Who'sThere Well all i know is.... if or when i lose my anal virginity.... i will be well informed... I will make sure i get two beds, extra set of sheets, condoms, lots of good lube.... and plentyyyyyy of alcohol....

then ill come here and tell yall alllllll about it.... cuz im just the sharing type.... LMAO

@ (insert my best Alyson Hannigan voice, from american Pie).... One time.. on the waterbed... no sheets.... baby oil.............. LOL

[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

@@Who'sThere Well all i know is.... if or when i lose my anal virginity.... i will be well informed... I will make sure i get two beds, extra set of sheets, condoms, lots of good lube.... and plentyyyyyy of alcohol....

then ill come here and tell yall alllllll about it.... cuz im just the sharing type.... LMAO

@ (insert my best Alyson[/size] [/size]Hannigan voice, from american Pie).... One time.. on the waterbed... no sheets.... baby oil.............. LOL[/size]

Is that where that idea comes from? Hmmm where could one find a waterbed...

[KristenLe 5,979]

@@Who'sThere Well all i know is.... if or when i lose my anal virginity.... i will be well informed... I will make sure i get two beds, extra set of sheets, condoms, lots of good lube.... and plentyyyyyy of alcohol....

then ill come here and tell yall alllllll about it.... cuz im just the sharing type.... LMAO

@ (insert my best Alyson[/size] [/size]Hannigan voice, from american Pie).... One time.. on the waterbed... no sheets.... baby oil.............. LOL[/size]

Is that where that idea comes from? Hmmm where could one find a waterbed...

The 1980's...

[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

Many years ago a friend snuck away for a face to face meetup with her online lover. Their anal resulted in her washing the sheets in the hotel bathtub.

We had to wash the sheets after fun in a hotel with baby oil and a tarp. Ya ever try to grab a crisco covered watermelon out of a lake? It was like that but a lot more fun!

You, my friend, are hilarious!

But, why wash she sheets? I'd call and ask for more.

We actually get two beds...one for sex and the other for sleep. And just tip housekeeping well....

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On our honeymoon we stayed at the Princess Lodge outside of Denali National Park. The rooms were a glorified motel 6. Our room had two beds and we screwed in one and slept in the other. We then carefully made the bed that we screwed in and left a note that would only be found if the sheets were pulled back. The note said "If you find this note then call the maid because we screwed in this bed!" of course we signed it "The honeymooners".

[FunkyMunkyBrat 205]

I don't know of many of us that are medically qualified to answer that question. You really ought to check with your doctor on that one.

As far as people's sexual preferences if you don't have a good answer here then don't reply. I can see the concern in this question. My wife is a four-year degree Psychology major with an emphasis in abnormal sexuality. This is not considered abnormal anymore.

Thank you. I went to a support group meeting last week and a post op lady there said everything down there is different and used the word volitile. She told us it would be wise to have extra clothes handy at work and such! I didn't want to ask this in a live meeting with 35 people but it did come to mind.

I didn't know if someone would say "I never had trouble before, but oh gosh now yeah, definitely use an enema after surgery before anal! This one time...." I'd rather be prepared with the right information than have an uncomfortable sitaution to deal with.

I searched this forum and Google before asking. All I found was someone who asked about anal with sleeve which I didn't think was the same since they don't have the rerouting like RNY. Oh, and some links to "brunette anal RNY" porn which I didn't check out. Lol. I did find one person asking my same question on another WLS forum, but she got one reply which was that anal sex is never ok.

I expected to maybe be poked fun of for asking but I didn't expect snark. Thanks for taking me seriously.

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All you can do is wait and see... I had the sleeve so no changes to my bowel situation however when he ejaculates in there it usually for me acts as a enema. Always has... that's just me though.

It hasn't for me in the past, but this is definitely what I was wondering about. Thanks for your reply.

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That's probably cuz after by-pass if you eat sugar or too fat in foods you get "dumping" .. Other than that I don't see why it would affect having anal sex.. IJS

Munky

[Dub 9,922]

@@Who'sThere, no way did I choose the screen name. BP assigned it somehow and, when I wanted to change it to something less weird, someone pointed out that I was already recognizable. How's "WLS?" As to the rest, I know that you know that I know...

Cool......I'd wondered how you came by that screen name.

I'm sooooo glad that this stayed a healthy discussion instead of going into a rabbit hole!

It had potential for disaster.....yet it stayed on the up and up.

A transference of knowledge, advice and real world rompus room fun.

[Fredbear 397]

Just a helpful tip, never use butter-flavored Crisco as lube.

That is all.

[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

Just a helpful tip, never use butter-flavored Crisco as lube.

That is all.

Just a helpful tip, never use butter-flavored Crisco as lube.

That is all.

Just a helpful tip, never use butter-flavored Crisco as lube.

That is all.

If you want to have harmless fun do what I would do while camping. Grab a random food container and have fun with the questions and comments phone number on the back. In the spirit of this thread and the above comment I will share 2 of my favorites. I called Gatorade and said that I'd been camping for 2 weeks and hadn't bought enough Water so I'd been drinking fruit punch Gatorade for the last week and I had a concern. I was due home to my wife the next day and I knew that she would be worried about the fact that I'd been pooping red for the last couple of days. When the guy from Gatorade reassured me that it was most likely from the dyes in the Gatorade I said "boy am I glad to hear that it isn't from all of the butt sex that I've been having " I then asked if the dye is why I was having a hard time sitting comfortably. He kept stammering on the other end of the phone and finally hung up.

The other was calling Skippy Peanut Butter and telling them that I have a nut allergy and I was concerned because I got some Peanut Butter on me and I was quite swollen. They went through an entire checklist before asking me where I was swollen and I told them that I used it as lube for butt sex and that my buddy hadn't gone down for 7 hours. Silence then muffled laughing on the other end with the lady saying that she couldn't help me. I then tried to pick up on her claiming that I had obvious abilities to keep going all night. She laughed and hung up.

Edited October 15, 2016 by High functioning fat man

[Dub 9,922]

Just a helpful tip, never use butter-flavored Crisco as lube.

That is all.

Just a helpful tip, never use butter-flavored Crisco as lube.

That is all.

>Just a helpful tip, never use butter-flavored Crisco as lube.

That is all.

Just a helpful tip, never use butter-flavored Crisco as lube.

That is all.

If you want to have harmless fun do what I would do while camping. Grab a random food container and have fun with the questions and comments phone number on the back. In the spirit of this thread and the above comment I will share 2 of my favorites. I called Gatorade and said that I'd been camping for 2 weeks and hadn't bought enough Water so I'd been drinking fruit punch Gatorade for the last week and I had a concern. I was due home to my wife the next day and I knew that she would be worried about the fact that I'd been pooping red for the last couple of days. When the guy from Gatorade reassured me that it was most likely from the dyes in the Gatorade I said "boy am I glad to hear that it isn't from all of the butt sex that I've been having " I then asked if the dye is why I was having a hard time sitting comfortably. He kept stammering on the other end of the phone and finally hung up.

The other was calling Skippy Peanut Butter and telling them that I have a nut allergy and I was concerned because I got some Peanut Butter on me and I was quite swollen. They went through an entire checklist before asking me where I was swollen and I told them that I used it as lube for butt sex and that my buddy hadn't gone down for 7 hours. Silence then muffled laughing on the other end with the lady saying that she couldn't help me. I then tried to pick up on her claiming that I had obvious abilities to keep going all night. She laughed and hung up.

Guys.......you have me laughing my large arse off at the moment.

Good stuff. Thank you.

[Who'sThere 331]

Just a helpful tip, never use butter-flavored Crisco as lube.

That is all.

Just a helpful tip, never use butter-flavored Crisco as lube.

That is all.

Just a helpful tip, never use butter-flavored Crisco as lube.

That is all.

If you want to have harmless fun do what I would do while camping. Grab a random food container and have fun with the questions and comments phone number on the back. In the spirit of this thread and the above comment I will share 2 of my favorites. I called Gatorade and said that I'd been camping for 2 weeks and hadn't bought enough Water so I'd been drinking fruit punch Gatorade for the last week and I had a concern. I was due home to my wife the next day and I knew that she would be worried about the fact that I'd been pooping red for the last couple of days. When the guy from Gatorade reassured me that it was most likely from the dyes in the Gatorade I said "boy am I glad to hear that it isn't from all of the butt sex that I've been having " I then asked if the dye is why I was having a hard time sitting comfortably. He kept stammering on the other end of the phone and finally hung up.

The other was calling Skippy Peanut Butter and telling them that I have a nut allergy and I was concerned because I got some Peanut Butter on me and I was quite swollen. They went through an entire checklist before asking me where I was swollen and I told them that I used it as lube for butt sex and that my buddy hadn't gone down for 7 hours. Silence then muffled laughing on the other end with the lady saying that she couldn't help me. I then tried to pick up on her claiming that I had obvious abilities to keep going all night. She laughed and hung up.

You are hilarious! I'll bet your wife has killer abs from belly laughing at/with you. Haha

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[4MRB4PHOTO 3,899]

I'm sooooo glad that this stayed a healthy discussion instead of going into a rabbit hole!

I'm sooooo glad that this stayed a healthy discussion instead of going into a rabbit hole!

A rabbit woulld need a lot of lube to get into that hole. Maybe more like a gerbil hole -at least that is what Richard Gere says,

[Dub 9,922]

I'm sooooo glad that this stayed a healthy discussion instead of going into a rabbit hole!

>I'm sooooo glad that this stayed a healthy discussion instead of going into a rabbit hole!

A rabbit woulld need a lot of lube to get into that hole. Maybe more like a gerbil hole -at least that is what Richard Gere says,