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Hehe...I see what you did there! :P

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@@Who'sThere Bravo to you for having the balls to asks this question....... im far from an anal expert... as im still an anal virgin.... But i would think that if you were ok before, you should be ok now. and im sure your husband will understand if something goes.... ummmm Sh*tty...... lol (that was a joke)

Dub.... ant no girl wants a pooh d*ck..... lmao

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@@Who'sThere@Dub

"She" and "somebody" checking in once more.

You apparently have no clue as to how many people have no clue. I shall sleep well knowing that you are not among them.

Sorry, I don't know your name and your username is kinda long...

Honestly, I figured your intentions were good so your advice was welcome. Like I said, anyone who wants to look out for my well being is appreciated.

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@@Who'sThere Bravo to you for having the balls to asks this question....... im far from an anal expert... as im still an anal virgin.... But i would think that if you were ok before, you should be ok now. and im sure your husband will understand if something goes.... ummmm Sh*tty...... lol (that was a joke)

Dub.... ant no girl wants a pooh d*ck..... lmao

Ha! Thanks, yeah, being shy hasn't ever really been a problem for me. And I think we have a very healthy attitude toward sex. Also, no, if something unfortunate happened, I'd be a little embarrassed, but he would be very sweet about it. He would make a joke of it to help lighten the mood, and we would move on. He would never make big deal about it.

Oh, and in case anyone is wondering...I'm sure it happens sometimes, but I don't think I've ever seen any "evidence" on his member after anal sex. I'm sure there are microscopic bacteria, but it's not usually messy. Toys, now that's another story. One of my gay guy friends says, "If you are gonna play in a mudhole, you might get a little muddy. Wear boots if you don't want dirty feet."

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@@Who'sThere, no way did I choose the screen name. BP assigned it somehow and, when I wanted to change it to something less weird, someone pointed out that I was already recognizable. How's "WLS?" As to the rest, I know that you know that I know...

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@@Who'sThere, no way did I choose the screen name. BP assigned it somehow and, when I wanted to change it to something less weird, someone pointed out that I was already recognizable. How's "WLS?" As to the rest, I know that you know that I know...

Sounds good...nice to meet you, WLS. And I changed mine before anyone really knows me I guess. Mine was first initiallastname, but that's no fun. lol

(Seriously, if I offended you by not calling you by your username, I'm sorry. I'm really not rude, I promise.)

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I'm glad this question was asked and answered, my hubby and I were just talking about this the other day and learning this info is very helpful. Post op it seems everything has changed with this new lifestyle...sex included. I'm learning something new every day!

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I'm glad this question was asked and answered, my hubby and I were just talking about this the other day and learning this info is very helpful. Post op it seems everything has changed with this new lifestyle...sex included. I'm learning something new every day!

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You are very welcome! I'm glad it could help someone else.

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Any of these procedures can create some bowel issues for a while. It all gets back to the dietary changes we go through and how the bacterial flora in our guts respond to those changes. With our old crap diets, a certain group of bacterial species evolved in there to live off of, and help digest, what we were eating. With the change in diet, those buggers aren't of much use and we need a new group of buggers. Add to that the antibiotics we usually get with the surgery that kill off much of those good bacteria, and then the digestion changes from the intestinal rerouting of an RNY or DS, plus the continually changing diet those first few weeks as we go from liquids to purees to mushies and soft foods ultimately to semi-normal foods, and we are in a dynamic time, digestionally speaking. It's no wonder our bodies can't always decide whether to be constipated or have diarrhea. Probiotics can help in re-establishing the gut flora after antibiotics, and help your system evolve to better digest your new diet, whatever it may be. But don't be surprised if you digestive system provides you with surprises occasionally those first few months as things get stable again.

As they like to say in the RNY (and DS) world - never trust a fart (shades of the classic Al Roker White House shart story!)

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Many years ago a friend snuck away for a face to face meetup with her online lover. Their anal resulted in her washing the sheets in the hotel bathtub.

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Many years ago a friend snuck away for a face to face meetup with her online lover. Their anal resulted in her washing the sheets in the hotel bathtub.

We had to wash the sheets after fun in a hotel with baby oil and a tarp. Ya ever try to grab a crisco covered watermelon out of a lake? It was like that but a lot more fun!

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Many years ago a friend snuck away for a face to face meetup with her online lover. Their anal resulted in her washing the sheets in the hotel bathtub.

We had to wash the sheets after fun in a hotel with baby oil and a tarp. Ya ever try to grab a crisco covered watermelon out of a lake? It was like that but a lot more fun!

Now that's a story for the kids ;)

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Many years ago a friend snuck away for a face to face meetup with her online lover. Their anal resulted in her washing the sheets in the hotel bathtub.

We had to wash the sheets after fun in a hotel with baby oil and a tarp. Ya ever try to grab a crisco covered watermelon out of a lake? It was like that but a lot more fun!
You, my friend, are hilarious!

But, why wash she sheets? I'd call and ask for more.

We actually get two beds...one for sex and the other for sleep. And just tip housekeeping well....

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